i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow
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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage
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perfect new meme template just dropped
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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
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straight boyfriend of bisexual woman at pride shocks everyone by ordering in fluent faggot
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can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.
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How’s this for bioessentialism: women and cats share a deep mystical connection
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today
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