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Mondstadt version!

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good evening everyone i am in pain

i read this and watched this on loop now ill drag all of you down to hell with me what a way to start 2021 lol

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atla characters as john mulaney quotes

aang

[alt text: “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.” John scrunches his face together to look innocent.] 

katara 

[alt text: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.” John impersonates his father while gesturing out into the crowd.] 

sokka

[alt text: “Now then, back to my hunch.” John stands proudly, impersonating a detective.] 

toph 

[alt text: “'cause you know how you lie to your parents.  So…” John says into a microphone casually.] 

suki 

[alt text: “Do not fuck with me.” John gestures aggressively with his right hand, looking in the direction it is pointing in.] 

zuko 

[alt text: “you know how I’m filled with rage?” John crouches down and looks up, pretending he is a child having a conversation with an adult.] 

mai 

[alt text: “I’ll keep all of my emotions right here” John gesturing to his chest/heart “and then one day I’ll die.”] 

ty lee

[alt text: “Like, are you familiar with the Cirque du Soleil, Sam?” John asks directly to an audience member.] 

azula

[alt text: “None of us really know our fathers.  Anyway…” John walks across the stage.] 

iroh 

[alt text: “Because I don’t look like someone who used to do anything.” John says into a microphone.] 

appa 

[alt text: “If you even fucking look at me I will stomp you to death with my hooves.” John gestures aggressively with his left hand, lifted near his face.] 

momo

[alt text: “babbles” in brackets.  John holds his left arm out while his feet get ready to step out] 

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i think it’s so funny that zuko went:

“hello, zuko here.”

like they know who you are baby, you tried to kill them more than once. a+ for effort though. 💕

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y’all be giving her questionable qualities in some of the headcanons i see

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Baby Momo swooping in to brighten your day

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Top 5 Avatar: The Last Airbender True Villainsᵀᴹ

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5.) Cabbage Guy

He had the AUDACITY to rub his face on his produce. Unhygienic. On FDA watchlist.

Forgiven because he was a prime source of amusement and, if anything, he was persistent and passionate about his cabbages despite his circumstances. Kudos.

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4.) Ozai

Definitely not in the running for the Father of the Year Award. Also not in the running for Best Naming Sense Award—or even just Passable Naming Sense Award; seriously, Phoenix King? With a Firelord like that, no wonder Zhao wanted to name himself the Moon Slayer.

His only redeeming points are his second-place goatee (Iroh owns it better) and his flare for dramatics. Ursa may have been part of a theater production, but we all know Ozai is the true drama queen.

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3.) Zhao

The Moon Slayer? More like clown. He's still a certified A-Grade asshole though. And he's a huge creep. A man, probably in his late 20s- early 30s, with the tendency to assert his dominace over a 16 y.o. teenager is a huge red flag. He also gave no fucks about killing a spirit despite being warned numerous times.

An arrogant, self-centered, and self-entitled jerkface.

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2.) Guy stuck in cave in the Haru episode

Bitch.

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1.) M. Night Shyamalan

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I'm open to criticism :))

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nap time 

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Season 1 Sokka: Haha women don't deserve respect. Man strong. Woman weak.

Suki: *kicks Sokka's ass*

Sokka:

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old school bf doodles

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“Not yet”

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Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.

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