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I love you all, but I have exactly Three (3) braincell today and they are being allocated to “Stop Dog From Opening Pantry and Eating Her Wieght in Dried Beans”.  This is a very wily dog and I need all 3 of them for this task.  Further updates as events warrant.

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So one of my neighbors has a lawn Roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing trundles around looking like a background robot in the background of the original trilogy, and ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING THE DOGS.

They have concluded, I think, that it's some kind of prey animal because right after this video ended they decided to crouch down and stalk it, which means I'm 90% sure I'm going to have to stop Arwen from eating it at some point.

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I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

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A WarioWare spoof of Big Bill Hell's I made months ago for a Discord server. I figured now would be appropriate to share it here.

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I guess there's one thing to be said about an unusually late winter, the maple tree near me is dropping some of the most stunning foliage in yellow, red, and black.

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Welcome to Reindeer Days!

Hello, Rudolph here! I've been waiting all year to introduce you to my team!

Every day we met a new member who helps pull the sleigh through the holiday sky. Somehow we mixed up our nametags, and had everyone here guess who was who. But now everyone is in order, and I put our nametags into the alt-text if you want the answers!

Redbubble (buy reindeer swag) || Etsy (sticker sets) Patreon (see WIPs and more) || Ko-fi (donate carrots)

Keep your eyes peeled for Reindeer Days Ornaments!

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Spent my entire Christmas morning making krumkake I’m going insane

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i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

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I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

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You knew it was coming.

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i’m having a stroke

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Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar

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It is that time, you have no choice,