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Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?
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BODIES, BODIES, BODIES (2022) dir. Halina Reijn
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do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
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BLAKE LIVELY & RYAN REYNOLDS – Met Gala: May 2, 2022
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I think it should be me. It’s my time. I can do it, I want it, and I think I can do it. So…
KIERAN CULKIN as ROMAN ROY in SUCCESSION — 3.1: Secession.
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✧ SYDNEY SWEENEY Met Gala | Vogue (2022)
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FLORENCE PUGH as ALICE Don’t Worry Darling dir. Olivia Wilde (2022)
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the court jesters aren't serving cunt your majesty
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Johnathan: So the house I found for you is a giant, dilapidated horror movie mansion within striking distance of a nightmarish Victorian insane asylum. Is that okay?
Dracula, literally vibrating with excitement: Yeah man that sounds fine
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Dracula tricking Johnathan into staying up all night and sleeping all day to hide the fact he’s a vampire while simultaneously running around the castle like a headless chicken whenever Johnathans not looking to pretend that he has servants is the funniest fucking thing ever. Second funniest thing is that Johnathan is not even remotely suspicious about any of this
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Some writers took ‘write what you know’ too seriously so now every other protagonist is an insecure little bore with an anxiety disorder
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