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Jason’s favorite meme:
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Bruce: I never asked to be a father
Jason: you literally kidnapped me from the streets
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It’s true
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Dick: So, do you recognize any of these villains?
Witness: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.
Dick: Do you remember what he was singing?
Witness: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way".
Dick: Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay.
Dick, pressing the intercom: Number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?
Riddler: Really? Okay.
Riddler, singing: You are my fire...
Dick: Number two, keep it going.
Bane: The one desire...
Dick: Number three.
Penguin: Believe when I say...
Dick: Number four.
Scarecrow: I want it that way.
Dick, singing: Tell me why!
Villains: Ain't nothing but a heartache...
Dick: Tell me why!
Villains: Ain't nothing but a mistake...
Dick: Now number five...
Joker: I never want to hear you say...
Villains: I want it that way.
Dick: Ah, chills! Literal chills!
Witness: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Dick: Oh my God, I forgot about that part.
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Dick: So, do you recognize any of these villains?
Witness: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.
Dick: Do you remember what he was singing?
Witness: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way".
Dick: Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay.
Dick, pressing the intercom: Number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?
Riddler: Really? Okay.
Riddler, singing: You are my fire...
Dick: Number two, keep it going.
Bane: The one desire...
Dick: Number three.
Penguin: Believe when I say...
Dick: Number four.
Scarecrow: I want it that way.
Dick, singing: Tell me why!
Villains: Ain't nothing but a heartache...
Dick: Tell me why!
Villains: Ain't nothing but a mistake...
Dick: Now number five...
Joker: I never want to hear you say...
Villains: I want it that way.
Dick: Ah, chills! Literal chills!
Witness: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Dick: Oh my God, I forgot about that part.
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Oh damn
dick: so [y/n], how’s the boyfriend ?
[y/n]: i don’t have one?
dick: i know, just reminding you.
[y/n]: ...
[y/n]: how’s your mom?
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Bruce : Damian, did you reach Jason?
Damian : No, he's too tall.
Bruce : .....
Bruce : I meant did he answer your call.
Damian : Oh. Yes.
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[y/n]: *on the phone* dad? i need your help! i-
bruce: is the manor on fire?
[y/n]: ...no?
bruce: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*
tim: well? what did he say? what we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
[y/n]: apparently it’s not an emergency
jason: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
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Harley: I want you to kill the Joker but make it seem like an accident.
Jason: Say no more.
[later]
Bruce: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
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the high table: all this because of a puppy?
john wick:
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This made my day a million times better😭😭❤️
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Keanu playing with puppies!
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😂😂
Damian: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Jon: *crouches down*
Dick: *gets on knees*
Damian:
Damian: I hope you both die.
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Nobody: ...
Jason:
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Who the fuck made this
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