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Whatever happens to Draco
Drarry- fans: Yeah, Harry is definitely gonna find out he's gay and end up with Draco.
Dramione - fans: Draco will end up with Hermione, after all it's been love all this time.
the guys that made Drapple a thing: You know, the apple and Draco, that works just fine. He doesn't need a woman.
the realists: I can see Draco and Pansy ending up together.
Druna - fans: It'd be the best twist if he ended up with Luna, so JKR is definitely gonna do that.
JKR: Yeah, no, we're gonna make him end up with some random girl.
Drarry - fans:
Dramione - fans:
the guys that made Drapple a thing:
the realists:
Druna - fans:
-years later-
Film makers: We'll make her dress green so the Drapple - guys will think she's the apple in human form.
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Cards Against Humanity Heaven and Hell
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Guys let's stop fighting over who's top and who's bottom in good omens.
They are all bottoms, the only top here is anathema
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Everytime I read this I just can’t help but think of all the times David licked random things in Doctor Who
Snakes primarily detect scent with their tongue
So...
Exactly HOW snakey is Anthony J Crowley
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Aziraphale: there’s
Aziraphale: there’s just one bed
Crowley, miracled away every single piece of vaguely bed-like furniture (including his couch and dining table) to the Arctic Tundra 0.03 seconds after Aziraphale agreed to stay with him: it’s called minimalism look it up
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Uriel in spn 4x10: “Castiel? He’s uh..he’s not here. See, he has this weakness. He likes you.”
Uriel in good omens 1x04: “Don’t think your boyfriend in the dark glasses will get you special treatment in hell.”
I’m not saying that I trust Uriel…but I trust Uriel.
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When Crowley calls Aziraphale “Angel” reblog if you agree
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“i have to pretend i’m angry so i’ve pushed my crush against a wall and am touching noses w him”
“someone is talking to us but my crush is standing closer to me than he ever has and i’m Distracted”
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