i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me
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asthmaticslinky is now a hipster
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With the siddy!!
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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
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straight girl: girls are so much more confident in their sexuality than boys!! girls don't have no homo!! platonic girl kisses!! changing in front of each other!! all da homo (:
bi & lesbian girls: *looks into the camera like they're on the office*
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you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the astronauts?
the rappers?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
you won
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hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
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true love right there guys
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me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
me now: an unappealing awkward person with a blog
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Hello, everyone!
So, in celebration of reaching over 300 followers, getting into college, and just being really cute in general, I’ve been putting together this great little giveaway.
One winner will receive all of the following gifts:
One copy of Fall Out Boy’s American Beauty / American Psycho, with inside cover signed by Patrick Stump. Seriously.
One pair of knee-high socks with cute little cat faces on them (size 5-10).
One Urban Decay Naked Basics palette, including the shades Venus, Foxy, Walk of Shame, Naked 2, Faint, and Crave.
One Urban Decay Perversion mascara.
One Stila Intense Black waterproof liquid eyeliner.
One OPI We’re in the Black nail lacquer.
Seven NYX lipsticks in the following shades: Rose (637), Strawberry Milk (595), Paparazzi (512), Violet Ray (561), Thalia (529), Chaos (511), Eros (536).
Particulars:
You do not have to be following me to win, but I’d really love if you took a peek at my blog!
Likes and reblogs each count as a single entry.
This post must have over 50 notes before I choose a winner.
No giveaway blogs.
I’m so sorry, but I can only ship within the US.
You must be willing to give me your mailing address.
Giveaway will end April 30th (or thereabouts).
Again, thank you all so much, and best of luck to everyonewho enters!
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Hi I'm trans male and I have no money for one.....!!! Please let me win!!!
Okay I’ve never did a giveaway like this, so forgive me for any mistakes and such.
Prize:
A binder of your choice from the above selection
Rules:
Open to trans men and non-binary people only.
No seriously, don’t enter this for cosplay reasons.
Likes and Reblogs count, but only 1 like and 1 reblog per person.
You don’t have to be following me, but it would be nice.
No giveaway blogs [If you’re stealth and have to be discreet, contact me.]
If you’re signal boasting, then please tag as such.
The winner has one week to claim their prize, or else it goes to someone else.
I’ll ship worldwide
Ends:
March 1st 2015
If you have any questions, then just ask.
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I would be scared.
*cat sprints into room at top cat speed*
me: hello
*cat sprints out of room at top cat speed*
me: goodbye
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So pretty!!
space inspired looks for valentino pre-fall 2015
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★Liam Payne Packs★
Don’t repost
Like or reblog if you save/use
Click on image to expand and save it.
(c) @niallerftzain
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Jensen Ackles has been on twitter for about 5 months, made 109 tweets and already has 890k followers but it would be great if we can get him to 1 MILLION in time for his Birthday on the 1st March so..
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Top 10 reasons to follow @JensenAckles
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1) He posts pictures with almost every other tweet including awesome selfies;
2) He live tweets episodes of Supernatural and shouts advice to his character;
3) He appreciates his fans;
4) He posts pictures of his crazy friends;
5) He shares his great taste in music;
6) He gets random things to trend while ordering take-out;
7) He’s a foodie;
8) He’s endearingly random;
9) He’s the HashTag King;
#NoRestForTheMildlyWicked #YumYum #TattooRegrets #ASingleManTear #ThisGuySmells #AutoCorrectSucks #HappyHoHoHo
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10) He’s Jensen Ackles!!
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FOLLOW
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We have no life and we wanted to share that absence of life with you!! Come join our mayhem!!!!
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