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So ... the carnival was in town this weekend? I need to know what happened. Who showed up wearing their clown shoes?

I know there is plenty of tea. So spill it here already.

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Does Pete need to get laid? Probably.

I'm at the point where I don't even feel like repeating myself on this again. How many times do you have to make a point before it finally sticks?

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Dibs on Wardlow throwing MJF off of the top of the big wheel at the carnival

You're calling dibs … Does that mean you want to be thrown too or instead? But seriously, would anyone complain if he did?

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Where is Hook? Did Anna’s birthday present consist of sending him to another planet

I mean, the girl did seem to go above and beyond spoiling him so I wouldn't be surprised if she got him first-class tickets to the moon. Maybe he's a bit overwhelmed? I mean, I can't necessarily blame him. The dude just turned 23 – it's not that serious. No need to go out there spending your whole year's worth of salary over some guy for that. Puppy love, that's what it is.

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How long before we see Jacy run ratchet at Nattie for targeting her lover

Actually, what surprises me the most about all this is the fact that she hasn't done it yet. She seems the type to jump at any opportunity she can to go wild on someone. So soon, I think. Sooner rather than later.

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I wonder if Lena sucks Ricky’s dick while he does his signature pose

And all this while looking into a mirror? That sounds about right. Hey, if that's what they're into, then by all means.

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Lena might want to depart that Sabian ship. I just don’t see it making it to the destination

Someone needs to let this girl know. If Jack AND Rose couldn't both fit on one broken piece of an iceberg, I highly doubt a cardboard damn box is going to be enough to keep both of them afloat.

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I ship Britt and AJ. <33333 What a perfect pair. You've got bland as rice AJ and kinky nasty Britt.

Actually I have to agree with you. I'M SHIPPING THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART AND SOUL. Sometimes two opposites really do make the best pairings. Get on this, guys. Talk to each other. Go to McDonald's. Something. Anything!

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Boy, Punk and Mattias dodged a bullet on the doc.

Let's all give these guys a standing ovation. You guys did good. You should be cast for another reboot of the matrix.

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Elena who probably hasn't been laid in a year giving a grown ass 31 year old woman advice about condoms is sad AF.

Anyone having to give a grown ass woman in the medical field advice about practicing safe sex is truly tragic. But then again, that seems like a theme with her.

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Not @ AJ being scared to say 'fuck.'

Y'all coming after a good Christian man doing good Christian things, I see. But to be fair, AJ, this is literally the wrong place for boring Bible thumpers. Sunday school is that way.

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I wonder what happened on Lena and Kip's date.

I bet there was probably nothing more than a game of footsie played underneath the table during dinner.

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Either ZSJ isn't getting fucked on the regular or he's got a stick up his ass worse than MJF.

Both? Yeah, both actually sound good to me.

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Britt continues to make me question how she got through dentistry with the amount of clueless she shows.

And that raises the question of how much did she pay some poor guy in Nigeria to get her diploma for her?

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Did Mattias and Gionna bang? Something had to have happened because they're flirting it up.

That's most likely the case. Can we blame them if they did? I mean, they're both hot she. And Gionna … can we really blame the girl for getting her chickens plucked?

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Kip and Lena date? Giving it a whole hour before Lena's ready to strip for him.

I actually think that's very unlikely. Girl is highkey awkward, which she will probably deny — like everything else I say.

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Cora roasting the shit out of Britt has been the highlight of tuesday's shenanigans. That's what she gets for telling someone to grow up.

Moral of that story: if you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen. Britt bit off way more than she can chew. Let's just hope that she learns from her mistake. Or not.