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me and my turf war teammates guzzling down my 4th tacticooler that match

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literally

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agent 4

[rbs > likes]

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song that goes bang bang bing bang bing bang bing bing bing bing bing bing bang

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DEEP CUT!!! 🦑🐙🥞

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what if i had a reefslider and you had a reefslider and we slid them into each other and they kissed? and they were both girl sharks?

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why does splatfest make people so angry we r literally playing a game about squids. deep cut wouldn't want this

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what is it about mako mart that strips every splatoon player of their honor. of their dignity. of their morals. we become animals. we do not adhere to scales of home turf, middle turf, enemy turf, within 45 seconds the teams have both completely painted each others spawn points. a round on mako mart ends and the ink distribution is like looking at the back of a yu-gi-oh card. like looking at a slice of marble cake. the rules are nothing, WE are nothing, the second mako mart is chosen as the map of the hour you forget your ideals. you forget everything. the match ends and its like waking up. you say you're gonna strategize, gonna keep mainly on your own side of the map next round, but you cant tell whether you're on your side of the map or the enemy's side of the map by the time you hit the 2 minute mark. you have no idea where you are. you know nothing. clean up on aisle SOMEWHERE

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POV you’re were on Team Gear

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why do people get so angry about splatfest . "team gear just spawncamped" yada yada this has been the drama since the dawn of time. as if any team is a fuckin hivemind. team gear was popular vote which means that everyone got matched against them the most . hence it seems like they kicked ur ass more because u got queued with them more. maybe You just got spawncamped a lot !!!!! is only game why you heff to be mad!!!!

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splatoon fans be like “i main the sloppy toppy” and another fan comes in to say “actually the rolly polly olly is better” and then they kiss

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we love a girl who does fuck all

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enhance your story mode experience by playing as an octoling