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@meme-force-99 Mission accomplished.

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In days of yore, the infamous zillo beasts roamed their homeworld of Malastare, slaughtering the native Dugs and attacking any other beings that dared to cross their path. Long considered to be untamable, the zillo beast lived alone, interacting among its species only long enough to breed before returning to its solitary existence. The creatures sustained themselves on electric energy; they attached themselves to a power source and drew strength from its current. Once connected to a source, the beasts would power up, regenerating lost or damaged limbs and expanding until they'd reached their full size and strength. An adult zillo beast could measure up to ninety-seven meters in height and weigh up to sixty-thousand metric tons.

These beasts boasted a nearly indestructible hide, with armored plates that proved impenetrable by blaster fire, explosions, and, as rumor had it, lightsabers. Gaps in armor, however, could be pierced, leaving the creatures vulnerable to attack at close proximity. The creatures were highly mobile, scurrying across their environment on four legs while maneuvering their eight-spiked tail, for both balance and defense. Adult zillos grew an additional arm atop their backs that boasted the same grasping fingers and sharp claws as their other appendages. The creatures' glowing green eyes were capable of night vision, and their talons and teeth could easily slice through metal.

Among the reptile's more curious traits was its ability to perform facial recognitions, an anomaly evidenced by holorecords of one such beast tracking Supreme Chancellor Palpatine across Coruscant in an effort to slaughter him. Although the Dugs believed the species to be extinct prior to the Battle of Malastare, an electric proton bomb awoke the last recorded member of the species in 21 BBY. Since that time, there have been very few reported zillo beast sightings. However, rumors are ripe of a cloned sillo having been discovered on the planet of Silla, and taken to an Imperial stronghold on Tantiss. It is said to have escaped, although its precise whereabouts remain unknown.

Adapted from Star Wars Bestiary, Vol. 1 by S.T. Bende and Illustrated by Iris Compiet

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Permission to Boop? 😊

I had to go radio silent for a while. It looks like I missed a second round of booping?

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Joke's on them - I loved time out.

Have you ever had to put your Omega in a timeout? Or is that just reserved for Wrecker?

(The-Bad-Batch-Baroness)

Omega's a pretty good kid, I can't say we've ever had to do that. She cares enough about people around her to notice pretty quick if she's done something wrong. If she doesn't, then a kind but direct conversation is enough to set her straight.

And Wrecker? Hells, he's the one who teaches her most about how to act right. He's always been parsecs ahead in emotional intelligence. I'll be counting on him to help Omega through her teenage years.

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@tbbs-best-hair lose your knife again?

Alternative cover for The Bad Batch Ghost Agents is out!!!

I would like to take this time to appreciate how the artist drew Wrecker's big ole tiddies. Pardon my thirst for that man.

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@weekly-star-wars-prompts

Prompt 2: Tooka eyes

Crosshair's eyes glow like a tooka (cat)

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Fantasma

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what is your ideal type of cat?

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Good plan.

do you hug

Yes, but I'm selective. I don't hug strangers. Still, everyone needs a hug sometimes; or a cuddle.

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Would you rather... Jesse or Kix? ;)

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part of the Series of TBB Memes!

A Series of TBB Memes

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hey guys I made this stupid thing

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You know what I cannot wait for? The day we have an election and we don’t have to say vote like your life depends on it because it does. This man has seeped into every facet of our lives for almost TEN years. Think about that. With one simple vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz he’s cooked-forever, and we won’t have to deal with that urgency again. We can have real policy debates and make actual progress again, once he is gone for good. So let’s do this thing one last time let’s vote like our lives depend on it and get back a better politic.

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One of the best things about enhanced hearing is learning what phrases Crosshair mutters to hype himself up for training.

Today before his run it was "I am the danger."

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...

... WHAT.

WHAT.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN "WITHIN 20 MILES".

... WHAT IS A MILE!?

I AM NEVER USING THE PUBLIC IMPERIAL SEARCH ENGINE AGAIN.

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This unethical experiment is not going to conduct itself.