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Bongo reebes is that you??

I don't think I've ever been able to use the word "no" with more certainty.

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Listen, people are always talking about about Hunter’s hair and asking for his hair routine, but as a girl who is a natural dark brown bleached to a light ashy blonde, HOW did you maintain your silver? Like what kind of sorcery???

My all-natural hair color method: constant stress over my squad.

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As did I

Cross, which was the hardest target you have ever tried to hit?

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Ngl Crosshair kinda looks like Silco from Arcane, don't you think?

You're not alone in that

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Is it just me or he’s giving off some

“Buzz Lightyear meets Rambo” vibes?

I mean, I can’t unsee the resemblance

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What vibe do you bring to the function

Bold of you to assume I'm even going.

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Crosshair

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I am here for the "bad" survivors.

I am here for people who don't perform perfectly as they recovered from their trauma and abuse.

I am here for people who weren't believed.

I am here for people who went back, who reached out, who were unsure about what was happening to them until they were.

I am here for people who behaved chaotically and uncharacteristically in reaction to their trauma.

I am here for people who screamed, yelled, or hit back.

I am here for people who froze, stayed silent, or couldn't fight back.

I am here for people who couldn't get their stories straight, because their own memories of what happened were so fractured by the trauma.

I am here for people who's boundaries became rigid and impermeable as they tried to create a new sense of safety in their life.

I am here for people who lost all boundaries, who felt unsafe setting any boundaries in the wake of having them violated.

Whatever happened that makes you feel like you were a "bad" survivor, I am here for you.

There are no "bad" survivors because there are no "good" survivors. Surviving is hard.

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Finally, someone sees the bigger picture.

Star wars as things i said

Crosshair-is not that i hate everybody, it's just that i don't like most people. There's a difference

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Reaction Picture and GIF Feel free to use 😊

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Do yourself a favor and rewatch the Star Wars prequels with high attention to detail, because this moment is a MASTERPIECE, as if the entire scene leading up to this isn't the most hilarious yet competent shitshow I've ever seen, this is the moment that I really lose my shit every time. Anakin has leapt off the speeder in the middle of Coruscant traffic, fallen dozens of stories through the air while in full spread eagle pose, lands on the tail of Zam's speeder, desperately crawls his way up the ship while she barrel rolls to try to dislodge him and he ragdolls his way almost entirely off it, so she's shooting at him while he's hanging off the front of the ship--THEY ARE SILL IN THE MIDDLE OF CORUSCANT TRAFFIC, I MIGHT ADD--until he finally manages to wiggle worm his way onto the top of the ship and then gets out his lightsaber and you expect him to cut a cool hole in the roof, kind of like what Qui-Gon did on the Trade Federation's ship BUT NO this absolute beautiful tropical fish of a Jedi just STABS HIS LIGHTSABER INTO THE COCKPIT AND SWISHES IT AROUND LIKE HE JUST PUNCHED A STRAW INTO BOBA TEA TO FISH OUT THE LAST PEARL, like his lightsaber technique is straight up the exact same way I would stir cream into my coffee, just STAB AND SWIRL IT AROUND, except with a DEADLY PLASMA CHAINSAW that is the lightsaber and you can't even argue because a) that's fucking hilarious, I cry with laughter every time, and b) if he hadn't lost his lightsaber TWO SECONDS LATER that would actually be really deadly, it's STUPID but imagine being in a cockpit and some asshole Jedi just STABS THEIR LIGHTSABER IN THERE WITH YOU AND STARTS WIGGLING IT AROUND, you would DIE and it wouldn't even be a cool lightsaber death! Attack of the Clones is a masterpiece, I'm not hearing any further arguments.

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Say .... what would be the main factors you'd look for in a partner? Friend, anyone who is an exception to you even looking their way.

...Asking for a friend. 😋

sincerely ... uhhh your mom

Clones don't have a mom.

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ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING LOOK AT HOW SCARED HE IS

he’s FULLY aware of what’s happening and what he’s doing but he just. can’t. fight it.

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What will it take for the hound to stop whining every time I close the 'fresher door?

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Thoughts on the death of Captain Edmon Rampart?

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When Tech doesn't want to pause whatever the kriff he's doing on his datapad, he'll use his legs as arms. Today he pressed the lift button with his knee.