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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

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The Untamed + r/AmITheAsshole, part 1/?

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The "No True Scotsman" fallacy should be renamed to the "No True Christian" fallacy based on how often I see Christians (both progressive Christians and conservative/evangelical Christians) use it to claim other Christians shouldn't count because they're doing Christianity wrong.

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In The Incredibles, Bob’s boss carefully adjusts the orientation of a document on his desk while he scolds Bob. The document is only partially visible, but a careful observer can read the following text:

Memo: Policy Notification To: Employee From: Gilbert Hugh Due to financial cut-backs, you will now be expected to self-expense all office supplies, including but not limited to: pencils, erasers, pens, paper, stationary, folders, staples, paper clips and photocopies. All parking will now be metered by the hour. electricity consumption and all telephone charges will be deducted from your paycheck. The Board of Directors wishes to thank you for your selfless sacrifice through this time of financial uncertainty. It is because of you, the employee, that Insuricare has recorded the highest profit in years. Remember, a successful company makes for successful-

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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DIRT CUP HYDRA! 🌈

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Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

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Dragon Age The Veilguard II Assan

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So you know how in Shen Yuan's plant body he looked like a mix of Shen Jiu and his old body? And one of the brothel ladies thought he was Shen Jiu before taking another look and saying oh nevermind

And then immediately afterwards she started singing regrets of chunshan?

Anyway since the brothel ladies never knew about the qi deviation and transmigration, they had no idea why Shen Qingqiu stopped visiting. So headcanon that they all thought the peak lord found true love and gave up on prostitutes. Then when they heard about Shen Qingqiu dying for his student and Binghe refusing to give back his corpse, they went ah. That's who

Brothel pipa player meeting Shen Yuan: ah you look like our old customer who turned gay and died. Let me sing the song rn

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My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

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"Honey and lavender cream. Sweet, intriguing..." This started off as a leyendecker style study, ended up as lucanis drinking his coffee and me rendering that cloud of smoke for wayy too long rip -☕🪻🍯🐝-

[ get him as a print here!]

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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

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Cosas de chinos

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We are going to bake a rainbow cake!

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I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.