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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

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Your eyes aren’t rivers there to weep, but a place for crows to rest their feet

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Even as I stood there this looked fictional.

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Out of Touch

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every time the wardens do something fucked up i like them even more. this isn't about any game specifically but all of them. i fucking love the knockoff night's watch, i love that they guzzle nasty ichorous darkspawn blood that you'll die from 1) now or 2) in thirty years and how they don't tell their recruits until it's too late and the damage is done. i love their secrets and corruption and their heroism in the face of primordial darkness. i love warden leaders and warden recruits trying their best and the infighting that inevitably happens when they disagree.

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So many posts I've seen lately have been people complaining about fanon interpretation that isn't based on canon.

So here's some positivity.

Isn't it great how sometimes fans just come up with a whole ass backstory for a bg character? How a couple of friends can have a back and forth over how funny it would be if this one rando had a certain trait and then one of them adds it to a fic so then the other adds it to a different fic and then AND THEN more people notice and do that too? And now there's just this thing that never existed in canon but it is alive and well in a bunch of people's heads? Isn't that fun? We make the worlds our own! It's collaborative art! The ideas grow because we love them, and because we love each other!

Fanon is an act of love, because we love the original so much that we want there to be more.

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honestly it would only be beneficial for everyone if jiang yanli and wen qing swapped younger brothers for the day

jiang yanli + wen ning: peacefully gardening and cooking, having a lovely and wholesome time 

wen qing, jiang cheng and wei wuxian: several things are on fire, one of them is jiang cheng, wen qing is going to put him out in a minute she just needs to stop laughing first

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The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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Happy birthday Jiang Cheng!!!

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what i love about disco elysium is how much it can make you not want to kill yourself right after making you want to kill yourself

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hope is a skill