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Me: I will delete all my political posts
Me 10 mins later: Damn, political posts got hands.
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Hey you said Insomnium should be killed to resolve the Israel Palestine conflict what the fuck is your problem
I WAS RIGHT GOD DAMMIT
[I'm sorry Insomnium, if you somehow ever see this. I don't actually wish death upon you, your music just sucks ass.]
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"I love how the people who are going to be most effected by a Donald Trump presidency, second only to Mexican immigrants, are the ones who care the least about helping Kamala win.
You deserve whatever happens to you at this point. Good luck." - you, hiding on your other account mitchfynde wow another dogshit moronic opinion from a white cis man actively wishing death on queer and trans folks. how original. not like my communities don't deal with your fuckhead ilk literally daily. you do realize YOU are the problem in this scenario and not communities feeling rightfully disenfranchised and jaded by american imperialism, yes? lmao you deserve the worst. my sincerest wishes for a miserable fate to befall you. ""Good luck."""
I'm literally advocating for LGBT in that post, you moron. I want fascism to fail specifically because I want LGBT people to be allowed to live freely with equal rights.
You assume I'm so privileged, and I am. Do you know why? Because of Liberals and Democrats doing their best to pass progressive policies in the West. Vote for them! You don't even need to get off your ass to do it anymore!
If you're not going to do the bare minimum to defend all those disenfranchised, oppressed people then why shouldn't I wish the worst for you? You chose ignorance. You're no different from the Trumpists in my mind. And the reason I'm passionate about this is because I'm a disabled person myself. Once the fascists are done with the racial minorities and the LGBT, I'm next.
I want to live. And I want you to live. So fucking do your duty. Otherwise the wave of fascism very well may destroy the entire planet. Not even the cishet white guys will be privileged then. After all, remember you're dealing with people who don't believe the fucking dinosaurs existed.
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R.I.P Paul Di’Annio
Paul Di'Anno puts true emotions into every performance so they will break your expectations.
I wonder where they would have gone if Paul Di’Anno would have stayed in the band.
Up The Irons.
#ironmaiden #PaulDiAnno #Killers #ledgend #heavymetal
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R.I.P. Paul Di'Anno
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Certainly not Maiden's most well known singer, but his stuff absolutely rips.
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Amon Amarth - Tattered Banners and Bloody Flags
Now THIS is good fucking melodeath. This big beastly riff just immediately goes into this immaculately atmospheric harmony. This is up there with their best stuff.
They fell off a cliff almost immediately after they made this album, but they're forgiven. They paid their dues.
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From the screen to the ring, to the pеn, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling, always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
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Revisiting the post-orange and black cover art era of Amon Amarth and MAN these albums are boring as hell. These guys are giving AC/DC's later stuff a run for its money as far as going through the motions. This is just slop made of stock riffs.
It's crazy how far a band can fall from grace. They were a mindblowing band at their peak.
What really messed with my head more than anything is that I liked Berserker, which I remember being close to their nadir, over Deceiver of the Gods, which I remember being rock solid.
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Listen, I'm no Slipknot fan, but I'm sick of idiotic elitists saying that they aren't a metal band.
They're very obviously a metal band. It's actually so self-evident that I don't even understand how this talking point has cemented outside of gatekeeping for the sake of gatekeeping. Not liking a band doesn't make them not metal. Grow the hell up.
If I catch anyone saying they're not a metal band, I'm going to need you to categorize them more accurately and explain your reason for doing so in some detail.
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My friend died and I returned to politics temporarily as self harm. Go follow me over there if you want. I'll be deleting this and all my other political posts from here eventually. I just haven't had the time yet. But I'll leave my stuff up over there this time.
Tumblr conservatives have invented a creative new way to win debates. They simply don't debate you.
I've had shitloads of debates on this website over the years. Almost every single one was frustrating, due to multiple factors. The one factor that usually stayed consistent is that my opponent would at least argue something. Doesn't matter if they were right or wrong; Even if their argument was complete and utter nonsense, they at least attempted to make one.
Since the insurrection on January 6th, 2021 and the aftermath revealing Donald Trump's fake electors plot, I've noticed a shift in conservatives on tumblr. They often don't make an argument anymore.
What conservatives do now is circulate narratives. You can try to debate them on these narratives, but it ultimately does nothing. The facts don't matter at all. They have headlines that confirm what they want to be told and they have years of experience with evil leftists online that completely cement their bias forever.
What you will find is that now you're evil. Now you're bad faith. You're not worth being debated, because you're a liberal or you're a leftist and you're not to be trusted. If you include even the smallest insult, it's somehow seen as duplicitous.
Nevermind the endless bigotry at the heart of their belief system which leads them to endlessly mock people based on circumstances outside of their control. Never mind the fact that even if you are a cishet white man that is on the same footing as them in life, you'll still be insulted just based on your beliefs. They have no standards but double-standards. Remember the old saying?
"If feminists didn't have double-standards, they'd have no standards at all."
But let's look back at multiple of those.
"Feminists can't interact with any kind of media without bringing their politics into it."
"Feminists want everything to be censored."
"Feminists make politics their whole personality."
"Feminists are constantly triggered by mundane things and basic facts."
Maybe most damning:
"Feminists refuse to debate me."
It's time to face facts. The right became exactly what they hated the most. They hold liberals to normal standards, but conservatives to none. Every single movie, show, or game is now woke if it includes anything outside of a straight white man as the focus of the game. They want all LGBT messages censored from media and branding. Everything is about being MAGA, even outside of the USA. They will lose their shit over any talk of climate change, psychology, vaccines, etc.
They no longer actually debate you, because they can't. They've been proven wrong long ago. It's over. They haven't had facts on their side for years. They've had to leave reality and form an internet bubble of alternative facts. Although, let's face it, they didn't actually form that bubble. Russia did. And they did it to destroy the USA and the west as a whole, but that's a different discussion.
If you have conservative friends, be kind. They're brainwashed. They most likely feel strongly that they are serving a higher purpose by doing what they're doing. They can't actually perceive that they're wrong because they've lost the ability to discern fact from fiction. They may snap out of it eventually if they learn to hold any actual standard long enough. That should be our goal. Make them hold pretty much ANY standard whatsoever.
Rant over.
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He died and we were barely even friends anymore and it was your fault.
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"It's Rouge!"
"Basic bitch..."
Clouds fill the sky. The world goes dark. A rumble emits from the clouds, gradually increasing in volume. The clouds part overhead casting god rays upon our heroes. The rumbling stops.
Suddenly, a cacophony of trumpets fills the air. It's deafening. Though you cover your ears, you still hear the voice. The terrifying voice of God himself echoes across the Earth.
"It's Rouge."
As quickly as it began, everything goes back to normal.
"... basic bitch" you think to yourself.
You're wrong. Fuck you. God said so.
Most fuckable sonic character
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I believe it about others, I just wish I could believe it about myself.
(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)
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My innards: Sir, we must shit.
Me: OK *sits on toilet*
30 minutes later
Me: Hey, what the hell, man?
My innards: To be fair, we didn't specify when ;)
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