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ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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I do have a piece of writing advice, actually.

See, the first time I grew parsnips, I fucked it up good. I hadn't seen parsnips sprouting before, right, and in my eagerness I was keeping a close eye on the row. And every time I saw some intruding grass coming up, I twitched it right out, and went back to anticipating the germination of my parsnips.

But it turns out parsnips take a bit longer than anything else I'd ever grown to distinguish themselves visually. It's just the two little split leaves, almost identical to a newly seeded bit of kentucky bluegrass when they first come up, and they take a good bit to establish themselves and spread out flat before the main stem with its first distinctive scallopy leaf gets going.

I didn't get any parsnips, not that year, because I'd weeded them all out as soon as they showed their faces, with my 'ugh no that's grass' twitchy horticulture finger.

The next year, having in retrospect come to suspect what had happened, I left the row alone and didn't weed anything until all the sprouts coming up had all had a bit to set in and show their colors, and I've grown lots of parsnips since. They're kind of a slow crop, not a huge return, but I like them and watching them grow and digging them up, and their papery little seeds in the second year, if you don't harvest one either on purpose or because you misjudged the frost, so it's worth it.

Anyway, whenever I see someone stuck and struggling with their writing who's gotten into that frustration loop of typing a few words, rejecting them, backspacing, and starting again, I find myself thinking, you gotta stop weeding your parsnips, man.

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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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The entire original post reeks of misogyny, but I'd like to add:

When you transition to a man, you don't magically become "A Man" to society. You become an Ugly Woman. And I'd like everyone to take a minute and think about how "ugly" women are treated by our society before we start saying insane bullshit like this.

Oh my god tell me you've never spoken to a single transmasc without telling me you've never spoken to a single transmasc.

Trans men are not fucking respected at all for becoming men, and if you think that then you need a goddamn reality check. It's like some people think that trans men suddenly get all the exact same benefits of cis men as soon as they slap on a he/him pronoun pin.

"The most stupid man is better than the smartest woman" unless you're a trans man and then you're stupid and delusional and hysterical and can't be trusted, and must be infantalised and talked down to.

"Ask your co-worker to drop this off real quick" until she gives you a death stare and calls you a fucking slur.

"You can workout in peace without constant stares" except for when you can't because people think you're a freak trying to be something you're not and then you get sexually harassed in the changing rooms.

"Things are difficult, but the grass is greener, right?" fucking WRONG. It is a million fucking times easier to be a cis woman than it is to be a trans man. Full stop.

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its so fun that T comes in little vials and it changes your appearance. its like a magic potion except you dont drink it

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Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

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15

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His little pony...

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I LOVE YURI AND YAOI !!!!!!!!

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