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thinking of jesus at the gay bar again………

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Reddit loves just recommending random subreddits to me and this is the latest. Love the anti shrimps on land sentiment on display here

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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

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extremely dangerous roads today and i was going a respectable 20mph-25mph on a rural road, sliding 50% of the time, down a hill so steep there's warnings year round and residents outside monitoring the road. and this fucker in a raised red pickup behind me was on my ass blasting his horn the whole time. My Friend, i am in a subaru crosstrek. you say the word and i'll slam on my breaks sending your compensation waggon flying as the ice forces it to use my faggotmobile like a stunt ramp. i'll record it. i'll email your family the MOV file of your lifeless corpse smashing through the windshield and falling 8ft into the snow. i'll set it to Free Bird

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i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

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uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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For those who’ve migrated from TikTok: there’s no reward for harassment on Tumblr. You won’t gain a heavy amount of likes, reblogs, and followers for leading harassment campaigns; if anything, it’ll make people block you.

On Tumblr, there’s no popularity contest because many don’t care about the amount of followers, likes, and reblogs you have. A lot of users even hide their likes and who they're following. Users heavily encourage blocking people and filtering out tags. This is why online discourse is more confined to its bubble instead of being so widespread on this website: because people curate their experiences.

If you want to have an enjoyable experience on Tumblr, then you need to use the block button and filtering system. If you don't, then you're going to be extremely miserable.

EDIT: Interesting additions to the post-

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u know those little 20 questions toy things. i brought one to my tattoo appointment & i busted it out 2 distract me from the pain bc im a wimp & i was makin it guess a pickle but none of the questions it asked were really applicable to a pickle & i was periodically askin my mom (7 feet away from me gettin the same tattoo) for input & it asks me "is it independent" & i ask her "is a pickle independent" & everyone in the place (like 8 people) just stops and contemplates the independence of a pickle for a minute