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*clenches hand*

Three introducing MB to sparring protocols non-rental SecUnit’s use to tune their combat parameters. Disabled arm weapons and limited strength output, possibly with heightened pain sensor readings for extra spice (or completely off for no spice just practice drills and reaction checks)

Three learning to fight not for survival but to socialize with its mentor.

MB actually having a fight where condition = win is not only possible but actively encouraged.

PresAux reaction to SecUnit experiencing PLAY.

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*clenches hand*

Three introducing MB to sparring protocols non-rental SecUnit’s use to tune their combat parameters. Disabled arm weapons and limited strength output, possibly with heightened pain sensor readings for extra spice (or completely off for no spice just practice drills and reaction checks)

Three learning to fight not for survival but to socialize with its mentor.

MB actually having a fight where condition = win is not only possible but actively encouraged.

PresAux reaction to SecUnit experiencing PLAY.

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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To me, Jenny isn’t the kids’ mother figure, she’s like an older sister figure. But, the parents disappeared so she’s in charge now. Like she wasn’t planning to raise these kids, she didn’t even really want to raise kids, but she’s gonna do it now. Because if not her, who else? She’s not gonna leave some kids.

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In my little modern normal people AU that exists only in my head, Charles is a primary school teacher. He loves the feeling of setting “his” kids up for success. He watches out for signs children are from households like the one he grew up in like a hawk. He never shames a confused kid. Bullied kids flock to him as a hero and he puts a stop to any meanness quickly. He coaches one of the school sports teams. Sometimes his husband comes in to read the class a story. He’s the first to notice a kid that needs a little extra help. He’s just an absolute super teacher.

Just imagine primary school teacher Charles.

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You might not be able to silence the inner critic, but you can somewhat domesticate it. Get it house-trained.

Sometimes I'll see my reflection somewhere and go oh shit, the way I dress makes me look like a clown got tarred and feathered in a hardware store, should I tone it down a bit after all?

And there's some side of my mind quietly in the background going "bitch you're ugly anyhow. Dressing like a nondescript background character in a no-budget tv show wouldn't fix that. Might as well look like you look like shit on purpose."

And I'm like damn right good point. Time to sew more jewellery chain on the brim of my ridiculous hat.

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ART, who loves being a fuck-off enormous spaceship, would like to try out a human form for one thing and one thing only: dancing. An activity where the goal is to show off, look cool, and get attention? It would love to get down with its funky self.

Murderbot, who has a humanoid form more athletic than any human could ever achieve and could program complex dance routines to perform flawlessly, would greatly prefer to be shot in the face.

A great tragedy, especially since ART could ride MB's inputs to experience it, but would only get the opportunity if the lives of several crew members depended on MB winning a dance contest or something.

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he hasnt met them yet, but give it a few years, this is me telling the future ok, trust me on this

INSPIRED BY the monty version, that was inspired by the liam subversion, inspired by the monogram subversion, inspired by the bap version, inspired by the OWCA files team version, inspired by the pnf friends version, inspired by the candace's friends version, inspired by the owca guys version, inspired by the Lawrence and Linda version, inspired by the Doofenshmirtz sibs version, inspired by the Flynn-Fletcher sibs version inspired by the Doofenshmirtz version of this meme

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Thinking about Amena's third and second moms and the nature of polyamory in murderbot, and I remembered they probably don't even speak english. Not like we speak english today. This is hundreds of years in the future, and english from just 500 years ago is already hard to understand, and that's without the internet to speed up lexical change or the (likely) homogenisation of languages in the space age + subsequent splintering as they all started doing their own thing

My point being... I like to imagine that preservation has destroyed nuclear family roles for long enough that their language - whatever it is - has an actual term for each type of parent or relation that's as simple as mom dad or uncle is to modern english speakers.

And I think it would be super cute for mensah's kids to practice some neologism and invent a term specifically for the paranoid mother-henning secunit adopted into their family. And Mbot accepts it after some grumbling. The mensah-family's affectionate version of ART

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Mb is so relatable i feel like every other text post can be about it.

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Aziracrow incorrect quotes:

AZIRAPHALE: Ah, the stars look beautiful tonight. CROWLEY: Thanks :) AZIRAPHALE: You know what else is beautiful? CROWLEY: I do not give a fuck, look at my stars, I made that one, and that one, and those two right there, and that one and-

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I have read quite a few spoilers about the murderbot diaries books so I knew that the extreme makeover bot edition via surgery scene was coming but let me tell you actually reading it completely surpassed my expectations.

I mean, murderbot and ART only knew each other for a few days (weeks?) at that point and had spent most of that time bingewatching shows?? And murderbot, who could enter a trust issues competition against Marvin the paranoid android from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and have a good shot at winning, actually agreed to being fully unconscious (after a long debate and even longer internal struggling, but still)??

Truly murderbot and ART have the relationship of all time, ten out of ten, here's to hoping that it gets even wilder in the next books.

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Sorry gang I am once again thinking about how feral Simm!master + 14 would be like imagine you do all this healing literally rips you in half finally retire settle down with your found family and you pop out to space to some planet for some nostalgia and whoops there's your fucking ex who you watched die in your arms?? NOT TO MENTION The Master's response to seeing his face again hmhmhmhhmnbbnm I'm not big on 14 but this sends me

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i still wish Murderbot had joked about the name of the getaway ship in Fugitive Telemetry

come on, they call the human smuggling ship the Lalow

the fucking Lay-low?

it's the type of name you'd expect to hear in an awful detective serial, and Murderbot had to think that at least once during the investigation

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Murderbot I love u

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GRIEVING NIKO Dead Boy Detectives | 1.08 "The Case of the Hungry Snake"