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*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

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we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

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i dont know whether to award him dad of the year or not

[super-coolme]

How to finish that last minute assignment

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Pikachu would like your credit card details.

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I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[super-coolme]

I need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half

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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

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