Sunyshore City's very own gym leader Volkner, bored as ever, has arrived in Alola to hopefully find his spark again!((Indie/selective/SFW/oc-friendly RP blog of Volkner from Pokémon DPPt in the USUM setting. Please read pages before interacting, thanks!Will follow back from edge-lorb-meta-knight.)) Pages | Pokemon
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Pokémon Diamond & Pearl Super Music Collection - Route 216
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Pokémon Diamond & Pearl Super Music Collection - Route 225 (Midday)
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Will I lose my dignity?
Will someone care?
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"Hey ummm someone do me a favor and stab me repeatedly in the chest"
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Whisper in my Muses ear.
It could be something calming, threatening, sexy. Whatever it is, my Muse will react to this.
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((Volkner hates himself and his body too much to ever feel aroused))
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Everyone: *reblogging sinday memes*
Volkner: I'm a good boy
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Another boring day in Alola, just walking around the island with Luxray beside him.
Volkner completely zoned out as he walked, not really paying attention to the world around him.
until something literally hit him.
“Oof-!” The gym leader’s face kissed the dirt. Luxray jumped back and growled at the ‘attacking’ pokemon until Soleria returned the Poipole to it’s ball.
Standing up with the help of the stranger, he rubbed his head and blinked, focusing on the woman’s face as his vision cleared. Blue skin?
“Oh, that’s alright.” Volkner gave her a soft smile. “But uh, What’s a Poipole? I’ve never heard of that Pokemon.”
@closed starter for @sunyshore-dejection
@sunyshore-dejection
“Poipole! Come back, please!”
People had to jump out of the way as Soliera chased after the Ultra Beast, heaving in deep breaths. Running in this heat in her uniform was extremely difficult to keep up for long. Why was Poipole even running from her?
To be frank, they were playing with her. Nothing wrong with a game of chase, right?
Poipole was giggling, not watching where it was going for a moment. That was long enough for them to crash into an innocent bystander.
“Oh, no no no!” Soliera skidded to a stop in front of the pile of person and pokemon, quickly returning Poipole tot heir ball. Then she helped the stranger to their feet.
“I am so so sorry! I don’t know what got into Poipole, they haven’t pulled a stunt like this in a long time…”
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“Crap, did I hurt you?” Volkner withdrew his fist. “Sorry man, It was supposed to be gentle. Yknow, a like a bro-punch.”
((from sunyshore-dejection)) ✊️- Playfully punch
Touch Starved Meme
✊️ - Playfully punch
@sunyshore-dejection
“Volkner, what was that for?” Gladion yelped slightly, frowning. Had he done something wrong?
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There was a distinct 'pff!' sound as the snowball made contact with Volkner's face.
Blinking twice, the gym leader glanced around. He didn't show any emotion, as if it was only a mild inconvenience. Still, the man was curious.
"Who threw that?" Volkner asked out to the wind, voice flat as ever.
🌟 ((From Sunyshore-dejection))
Spotting a distracted-looking Volkner, Lucas saw the perfect opportunity to strike. He aimed at the Gym Leader’s forehead and threw a snowball at him before scuttling off to hide behind a snow pile, hoping to get a rise out of his target.
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This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-” etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.
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"I dream we'll go somewhere that's green." (( grcvegeared ))
“Why green?” Volkner wondered out loud, tilting his head as he turned his gaze to Grovyle. “What’s wrong with blue?”He meant this as a joke, however since his tone always came across as flat, others often mistook his humor for seriousness.
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Skyrim NPC Quotes RP Starters
“You know what’s wrong with (location) these days? Everyone’s obsessed with death!”
“I used to be an adventurer like you…”
“If anyone sneaks up on us, I will smell them coming. Or, I might not. We will see.”
“I suppose you intend to carry off every item of value in these ruins.”
“Why do you need so many leather strips?”
“It’s for uh, religious purposes.”
“Let me guess…someone stole your sweetroll”
“Let’s kill someone”
“What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”
“Heard about you and your… honeyed words.”
“I would gladly retire from the world. Were such a day to dawn.”
“Never should have come here.”
“My cousin is out fighting dragons. And what do I get? Guard duty.”
“Perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. Practice does make perfect.”
“I told they call me Dirge because I’m the last thing you hear before they put you in the ground.”
“Look at that. Am I drunk? I must be drunk.”
“I’ve been hunting and fishing in these parts for years.”
“This is my realm now, I’ve sacrificed too much to let you take it from me!”
“I’ll see you burn!”
“I’ve got my eyes on you.”
“Only burglars and vampires creep around after dark. So which are you?”
“Wait… I know you.”
“Something different about you… I can tell. I hope you’re not here to cause trouble.”
“When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.”
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“Little Shop of Horrors” soundtrack sentence meme
❝ What a creepy thing to be happening! ❞
❝ It’s nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours! ❞
❝ You have a talent for causing things pain! ❞
❝ Don’t feed the plants! ❞
❝ I’m willing to keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things! ❞
❝ What do you want from me — blood? ❞
❝ The rainbow’s just a no-show. ❞
❝ Does this look inanimate to you, punk? ❞
❝ You’re a monster and so am I! ❞
❝ Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings? ❞
❝ Take a breath and look around: a lot of folks deserve to die! ❞
❝ Three words with the ring of fate. ❞
❝ Do you mind if I call you a genius? ❞
❝ Downtown: where depression’s just status quo. ❞
❝ Stop right where you are, don’t you move a thing! ❞
❝ Looks like you’re not happy, unless I open a vein. ❞
❝ Feed me! ❞
❝ You’re lookin’ cute as can be! ❞
❝ Bear in mind, I’m not immortal. ❞
❝ I have so, so many strong reservations. ❞
❝ Poor! All my life I’ve always been poor. ❞
❝ I’ll gladly treat you like my blood, and my own flesh. ❞
❝ Thanks a million for making the magic you do. ❞
❝ Who cares if I’ve been a little on the anemic side these past few weeks? ❞
❝ You’ve given me nothing, but heartache and hurt. ❞
❝ The bosses take your money and they break your hearts. ❞
❝ Nobody ever treated me kindly. ❞
❝ They’re gonna put you in jail! ❞
❝ You got no place to hide, you got nowhere to run. ❞
❝ Must be blood! Must be fresh! ❞
❝ I’ve got no choice — I’m much too poor! ❞
❝ Relationships are no-go. ❞
❝ You’re barely alive. ❞
❝ Officially, I’m your brat! ❞
❝ He’ll never ever ever be any good! ❞
❝ Feed me all night long! ❞
❝ Tell your mama something’s gonna get her — she better beware! ❞
❝ All of a sudden success coming out of the blue! ❞
❝ When he’s gone, the world will be yours. ❞
❝ What we have here is an ethical dilemma. ❞
❝ Please understand, it’s still strange and frightening. ❞
❝ Someday, you’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay. ❞
❝ You cater to a million jerks. ❞
❝ I dream of a place where we could be together at last. ❞
❝ You need blood and he’s got more than enough! ❞
❝ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ❞
❝ Someone show me a way to get outta here. ❞
❝ I know things were bad, but now they’re okay. ❞
❝ Don’t let my mirth deceive you! ❞
❝ I’m dating a semi-sadist… ❞
❝ I keep asking God what I’m for, and he tells me ‘gee, I’m not sure!’ ❞
❝ Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut’s! ❞
❝ I’m begging you sweetly, I’m down on my knees! ❞
❝ People will pay you to be inhumane. ❞
❝ Stand aside watch that motha’ blow! Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! ❞
❝ I’d poison guppies, and when I was done, I’d find a pussycat and bash in its head. ❞
❝ Someone gimme my shot or I’ll rot here. ❞
❝ I get off on the pain I inflict! ❞
❝ Lady luck came and found me. ❞
❝ It really is a rotten way to go! ❞
❝ They say the meek gonna get it — and you’re a meek little guy. ❞
❝ I dream we’ll go somewhere that’s green. ❞
❝ Stop and think it over, pal… that guy sure looks like plant food to me. ❞
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Discord Server
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Hello fellow kids!!!
Have you ever wished to have a place to talk to other pokemon roleplayers? Maybe a place to make friends, plot, or even a place to advertise your opens?
Well I have created a discord server for just that! I aim to help the pokemon roleplay community grow closer, and more tight knit. The more we are comfortable with each other the more we will all have fun, right?
Why not check it out? Click on this link —> Plip! To get started
Oc, Canon, Gijinka, full on pokemon, serious or crack blog, any and all pokemon rpers are welcome here.
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