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LIFE'S AN ILLUSION AND YOUR REALITY'S A SIMULATION!!

BUY GOLD!!!

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

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Has someone been looking for me here? Please let my day time half know that their storyteller half has reached a block.

I tbh don't even know who is the storyteller 😭🙏 I cannot find any tags that could lead to their identity 😭

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I keep purring loud enough for Tripitaka to start to relax a smidgen. "Do you want some tea, Mister Monk? When was the last time you ate?" - 🦁

"oh it's quite fine, young one, don't worry." Though why is sun wukong having even more people in this house WHY ARE GODS HERE?

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I have The sudden urge to like.. Eat red son... I don't know why..

"NOT MY NEPHEW!"

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Zeus stop talking about your eyes! And your you know what! You're so freaking tall i bet that giant monkey mk can stomp on you and you won't like it, anyways, i think jesus wants me to eat more rifts.

"Zeus is weird, ignore him"

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is loki allowed, because he's also a trickster god?

"He's my buddy"

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yooo, have any of you see my storyteller part? they've been going around here and we haven't agreed on what to do with our blog

On this blog? I think I missed them, could you tag me so I can see them ?

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It's just the middle of night for me and god. Can i just eat the weird thoughts, it feels like I'm speaking to gods for some reason.. All of them just trying to say things, but zeus's definitely not allowed.

"Zeus is kinda freaky man, don't let him in, we didn't invite him."

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I GOT PEACH ICE CREAM

"s h a r e."

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Tell tripikata that me and pigsy wanted to eat them, wukong let's see how it'll go, don't tell the lion cub, they're too cute to know the sacred secret I won't be surprised if you do tell them both.

"I'll tell you already, master won't be surprised, but not happy about it."

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Do you want like tell pigsy off or me telling tripikata..?

I'll probably break the canon event but that'll be future me's problem.

But tripikata still look tasty.

"we ain't breaking no canon events, just don't eat the monk."

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I hug Tripitaka's leg and purr, hoping the vibration helps chill him out a little - 🦁

The man is STRESSED, look at him, he's bald!!!!

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But wukong! I swear that pigsy told me that tripikata looks tasty i don't know whether not it were that he is sexy or just up wanting to eat him, i think its both..?

"w- WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO HIM?!"

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"I'm sure everything will be okay," I smile up at Tripitaka and hold his hand to give him some reassurance. "Things have a way of turning out in the end." - 🦁

"still wonder how can wukong tale care of so many people and still held so much patience, he always had such a bad temper."

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I shrug " I don't really know" 😶

"uh- I don't know, really."

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I'm eating tripikata what should i have to spice them up?

"no eating the monk."

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" yesi wish to court them so we can be friends!"

"that might be .. hard to do."