Sal Adam//He they//being normal about everything. yep mhm
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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im only saying this once
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
broke high schooler
broke college student
freelance photographer
high school teacher
unpaid intern
pizza delivery guy
research assistant for doomed scientific project
guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this โhes a genius tech ceo making millionsโ SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
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accidently wrote "an object in motion stays in motion, unless acted upon by a higher power" on my homework
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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i love this shit i need more examples
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I canโt fucking stop being utterly transfixed by this gif I think this is how cocomelon babies feel when they see dancing strawberries
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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police
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i always wondered how kids feel when they're named after a month they weren't even born in. do people go "oh your name is april? is that when your birthday is?" and then they have to say "no i was born in september." like i can't imagine parents waking up and driving to the hospital on a crisp february morning only to name their kid August
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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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Poll: iโm curious as to how others dry clothes. In europe its very common to air dry clothes outside. Yet in the usa i hear dryers are most used yet the weather seems like it would do a good job and be better for environment.
How do you dry your washing/laundry?
Outside on a line (when weather allows)
On a airer/clothes horse inside
In a tumble dryer
Multiple of above
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#tumblr dryer but if itโs like a towel or anything I do#whatโs the word. itโs really dry up here so I can just leave out laundry
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful
it looked like this
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Happy Coelacanth Saturday to those who celebrate! Ran into this beauty at the Naturalis Biodiversity Center in The Netherlands yesterday ๐
Such a nice surprise ๐ฅฐ
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give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two
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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.
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