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My babiesss
cozy wolfstar doing some bedtime reading 💫 (obviously it's remus who's doing the reading, sirius is much more interested in some kisses)
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James: can’t blame him, I’d ride u too
Remus : We are a team right ? ride or die ?
Sirius: I mean i would totally ride you
Remus : what
Sirius : wht
James from the other side of the dorm : He said , he would totally ride u
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The Sirius one is so real tho 😭
Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .
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Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm
Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*
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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.
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Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?
James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
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Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you
(bc they’re both batshit insane)
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OMG FEM JEGGIE HAS MY HEART
Fem jeggie huehue
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“ everybody has a gay cousin ”
Nah bitch more like EVERYBODY IS THE GAY COUSIN
That’s right, I’m looking at you The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black
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sirius black heard “mama, didn’t mean to make you cry…i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” and fell to his knees in a walmart
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No stop I’m crying now
Mediated and Medicated
Was Sherlock high on the tarmac? They raise it as a possibility. My initial impulse is to say he wasn’t, because he didn’t seem high, but then he didn’t seem especially high when John accidentally rescued him in His Last Vow either, so I suspect I’m no judge of that. Perhaps he was. Let’s say he was.
Would that change how we see Sherlock and John’s goodbye on the tarmac? In a way, I think it could. Not to make it mean less. Perhaps to make it mean more.
It reminded me of what the creators of House did in a similar situation. When House’s girlfriend is having surgery to determine whether or not she has metastasized kidney cancer, House stays away. It’s so emotionally fraught for him that he can’t get anywhere near her. He sends other people to be supportive for him. Then, right at the last moment, he steps up. He’s by her side, he’s kind, he’s funny, he’s unafraid, and it’s great. But then we find out he only managed to do it because after a long spell of sobriety, he was high.
Sherlock had a hard time with a fake farewell to John when he was standing on the roof at Barts, and at that time he was at least fairly certain he would survive. He had plans. He intended to come back. But this time he knows the goodbye is permanent. And it seems he was at least considering making a dramatic admission to John about his feelings. It’s a very fraught moment that ends up sort of going nowhere. It’s all very stiff upper lip. He doesn’t cry all over John, and doesn’t cling to him, and doesn’t break down and tell him how scared he is. He doesn’t fight. He lies about his future so John can imagine him off having adventures for years to come. He keeps it together, he gives John a dashing and charming figure to remember. Maybe he couldn’t manage to do any of that without being high.
I wouldn’t blame him for that.
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So real
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NO OMG THIS IS SO REAL I CANT EVEN
sometimes i’m reading a wolfstar fic and they’re so oblivious that i have to take a little break to slam my head through a wall.
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Okay, so, basically, in Greek mythology, no one actually *made* the universe, they believed it just kinda came into existence on itself, and that Chaos became from the unorganised darkness. Chaos was the darkness, there was nothing else apart from Tartarus (which was there from the beginning). Then, from this nothingness, Nyx and Erebus were born. And the Greeks never really questioned this either, they were just like “yeah, sure, go off”. Right, so Nyx was the night and Erebus was the space in which they were existing, so he was the afterworld. In the midst of this darkness, came Ouranus who was the heavens. Gaia became around the same time as him. She was Mother Earth, so with her, the Earth became a thing and all nature. Gaia and Ouranus’ children inhabited the Earth such as the hundred handed ones and the fifty headed ones. Then, Gaia gave birth to the titans, the youngest of which was Cronus. After Ouranus threw the hundred handed ones into Tartarus because he found them ugly. Gaia got mad at him because those were her bloody children and he had no right to do that, so then, she asked her children (the titans) to defeat their father. Nobody wanted to do it, apart from Cronus, who was desperate to prove his worth, since he was the youngest, and who led his siblings in their mission. So, he and his siblings set a trap for Ouranus to fall asleep and Cronus to ambush him. So they did just that, with Cronus cutting his father up into a million pieces. So then Gaia was like “hey guys thanks, that was rlly helpful”, and then Cronus went off to his sister Rhea and was like “hey, sis, let’s boink” and she was like “sure”. But then while Rhea was pregnant, Cronus got a prophecy that said his son was going to overthrow him, so when the baby(who was Hades) was born, Cronus ate him. And so on with another 4 children, until the last one. When Zeus was born, Rhea thought ‘ok, I’m gonna be smart this time and not give him the baby for him to gobble up’. So when her hubby asked for his newborn baby snack, she brought a rock in a blanket instead of Zeus, and Cronus ate the rock thinking his throne would be secure. The real baby was entrusted to Gaia (remember how she owed the titans a favor) on an island, were he was bred to take down his father by his grandma (honestly, the men in this family are so toxic). So then, when Zeus was ready and all that stuff, he got Rhea to put smth in Cronus’ drink that made him throw up the rest of her children. Then the gods escaped and they all reunited, and went to war against the titans. They won, and then they all fucked and made 6 more gods, making there be 6 gods and 6 goddesses, all in perfect balance. Until SOMEONE ( I’m looking at you, Zeus) decided to incubate a mortal in his thigh and raise him as a god. And then, when Dionysus (the guy in the thigh) wanted it become an Olympian, Hestia (who was an original), bless her, gave up her seat at Olympus just so that the whiny, desperate man could have her place.
That’s the end of my silly little rant :D, if you have read this far, here’s a gold star for you:
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#ancient greek#nerd talks#mini rant#sorry for the rant#greek mythology#geek#hyper fixation#sorry#that was long
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I wonder why women think like that 🤔🤔🤔it’s really the mystery of the century
#this is sarcasm#women#lesbian#i like women#country#country music#women are hot#women are amazing#women are superior#women are everything#fuck men#i don’t like men
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