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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs
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sorry for maybe sounding like a boomer but ai genuinely scares and disgusts me so much and i wish we could just. stop developing it. like i'm serious. idgaf idgaf idgaf literally nothing can justify a piece of technology that can just randomly conjure up realistic nudes of people and post them online there is literally nothing in this world that freaks me out more than that
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If y’all ever need pictures of animals tucked into bed please do not hesitate to hit my line I have a very small folder specifically for that
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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
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this is the reblogging things website, reblog things
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im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle
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Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.
What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.
Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.
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on why it seems like I'm lying
I use poetry to describe reality, because what better way to describe something than to blow it up and make it more beautiful
exaggerating the bad will only make the good shine more and living in the great will make the sadness fade
it's not my thoughts you read, it's what i make out of them, the moment they touch the paper they leave my body and become something new, because why should i repeat the old, when the old already exists?
so when I write about how i love every part of your soul don't take me too seriously
#love#poetry#sadness#thoughts#i still love you#writing#heartbroken#broken heart#sad#tired#truth#lies#lying#missing him#i miss him#i miss you#loving#love poetry#sad poetry#heartache
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