Lauren. Nobody likes you when you're 23.Bartender, stoner, longboarder.Love my friends, family, my dog, music, poetry, and laughter.Fuck it, I'm finally happy.
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Women: “Hey, can we hire fewer blatant misogynists to direct and create media? We’d support that.”
Nerdy Male Director: “Well-spoken. Have you considered hiring me, a man who is afraid of women?”
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adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself
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life is all abt wearing stupid clothes listening to shitty music & having a bad haircut
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my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘
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here are some fresh ibuprofen pills for you to snack on
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy
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the six types of gay songs
the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender
the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist
the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns
the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on
the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic
neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…
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Paul Peng Instagram: ppaulpeng Twitter: 1732051
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