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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever
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Cardan: Jude is my wife and y’all’s queen. You’re welcome bye
The Bomb, who just shot at Jude:
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this is so artpatrick (yes, they ARE a married couple)
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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.
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Felix: im not going into that scary house!
Venetia: would you do it for a felix snack?
Felix: that is horribly degrading to me. But yes. Yes I will.
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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
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it’s me. I’m the bitch who watched the mid movies for the hot actors (and I rate them far too high every time on Letterboxd)
it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them
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just father figures staring at their surrogate sons with all of the pride and admiration and affection in the world
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things that are weirdly hot:
- someone leaning over and buckling my seatbelt
- tying my shoe for me (especially if you pat it afterwards??)
- zipping up my jacket
- making me hold ur hand before crossing the street
- handing me my water bottle to make me drink it
- slightly condescending nicknames
- moving me by my belt loops/waist
- "why don't you be a good girl and *instructions*?"
- brushing my hair out of my face
- opening my drinks for me
- lifting my chin to make me look you in the eye
- holding my hand while we cross the street
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Felix Catton is SO timeless dead icon coded to me!!! like some girlies might have Kurt Cobain or James Dean or River Phoenix but I have the eternally gorgeous slippery slimy pondscum baby forever and ever. My bubblegum heaven, paradise pervert icon Felix River Catton you were made to be adored and you will always always always be famous!!!
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