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lgbt community shares one brain cell and its kept in gaga’s purse 😔
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Listen, presidential alert system, unless he’s dead or dying don’t bother me
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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
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this is what plays when you’re dying and your life is flashing before your eyes
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Every single person you will ever meet, from janitors to CEOs to blind dates, is no more or less human, mortal, or fallible than you are, so to see them as superhuman or subhuman is as silly as saying you are also anything but human.
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do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both
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hey if ur lgbtq rb this with all ur past labels nd the one u use now
i’ll go first straight, bi, pan, demi, then lesbian
#straight and then bi and then pan and then queer and then pan and then bi#as you can see im shit at making up my mind
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my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:
my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:
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This is so not a funny time but Toni Braxton managing to misspell the name of every person in this photo including her own ended me
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please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
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Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS
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DONT GO WASTING YOUR EMOTIONS
LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME
DONT GO SHARING YOUR DEVOTION
LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME
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