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fat women are even more beautiful than it is possible to articulate

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Drink like a cactus piss like a horse

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her smile was erect and throbbing

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if your disability makes it difficult for you to leave bed to brush your teeth, Colgate makes a product called Wisps that are single use, no-rinse toothbrushes you can use while in bed. They have a bead on the brush that dissolves and acts as toothpaste and can be swallowed. The other end has a toothpick.

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mutuals i would pine over my mental image of and never speak to

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its really crazy how we developed a culture around a state of talking to Nobody and Everybody at the same time

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This would work on me

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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

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Happy to report that despite everything, it’s still bart world

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i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit

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ok in a last ditch effort to find something else i just kind of happened to stumble on a brand that does everything fucking right look at this shit

literally all of their models are plus size holy fuck. and like clearly designed for large bodies. they don't go larger than 4XL but their sizing is clearly pretty generous

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tying a vibrator to my nothing

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more pearl

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lil outfit

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Pure hentail and gore 😍

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This is so ceaselessly funny

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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,