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got my WEEED it was expensive by my standards so it better blow my dick off
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it must suck being a princess. having to deal with princes and knights and dragons and commoners and ruffians and rogues and soldiers and assassins and ogres and mimics and knights always FUCKING you. who has the time!
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meows at you. lol. *remembers videos of women kissing exist online* ouuuughhhhhhaaaahh
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AND i ordered weed for pickup at a dispensary ive never been to bc the one i usually use doesnt do pickup and i dont want to go through the ordeals. i will pick it up aftwr i eat some food ok
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the princess of darkness has requested a "stawby milk"
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& im isolating myself because i feel the the most unlovable and annoying and miserable bitch on the planet so im posting all my thoughts here instead of annoying the people close to me so feel free to unfollow at this time
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im gonna get that weed though mark my words. one missing wallet can't stop me
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have been getting high every night for the past forever to deal with the symptoms but my weed is ass so i just tried to order a better cart but couldn't because i can't find my wallet with my id because my apartment is a mess because im always high. in case anyone is wondering
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The owl didn't see it coming
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does anyone else's android phone keep trying to persuade them to send a big scary crying cyclops with every text
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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.
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