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Danger? Heh. Danger is my deadname. I'm actually really scared,

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[brawl announcer voice] "HOMESTAR RUNNER"

[my crunchy wii remote speaker] "alwiiiiight"

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Ernie Bushmiller kind of predicted the Internet in this early 1950's Fritzi Ritz comic

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[gordon ramsey in the russian sleep experiment facility] fuck me that's frightening. jesus christ. theyre eating their own flesh. can't blame them i suppose considering the food they serve here

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

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How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.

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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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this will get to the right people

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humanity is so beautiful

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me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

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mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service