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free my man. He did all of that and will continue to do even worse, probably
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daydreaming isn’t enough i need it to happen to me in real life
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sorry for complaining so much it’s just that I need to
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grocery stores don't love you they want to see harm come to you and if you spend too long in one you will not return the same
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Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all
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ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight
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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible
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it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit
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you GOTTa check out this Hatsune Miku song on youtube it's ten years old , it has 334 views and get this: it's bad
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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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how it feels to not care about something that used to drive you insane
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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