sunghoul

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I am wily, unreliable, vindictive...and yet oddly compelling. Don't you think? 🐍

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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she took my scarab in the divorce

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Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024

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starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

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genuinely keep forgetting i have a tumblr. hello

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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

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still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

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like………….when a song has less than 3 minutes i……………i get a lil worried…………when a song has over 5 minutes is when i relax and settle in………….and when a song has over 10 minutes i know i have a faithful companion for the journey ahead……………its beautiful and its true

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products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything

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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

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im lowkey sleepy lol But dont think im not wise

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“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch

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even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

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i hate when ppl make fun of others for being quiet or shy i’m going to fucking kill you

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You guys like the pesh mode

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i live to displease