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cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them
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You have to learn how to say no without you feeling like you’re being mean. Setting boundaries is how you see who does and doesn’t respect you, your time, or your emotional well-being. Anyone who sees your boundaries and thinks your being mean or tries to push that boundaries is not a person you owe your time or attention.
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i never use my tumblr anymore so i feel like maybe it’s time to remake it
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”the internet is an evil place!!” for you. i have a mile long blocklist and the best mutuals ever
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Daily reminder that how people perceive you means nothing. Be yourself at all times
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I am wily, unreliable, vindictive...and yet oddly compelling. Don't you think? 🐍
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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
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Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024
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starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning
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genuinely keep forgetting i have a tumblr. hello
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asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this
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still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic
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like………….when a song has less than 3 minutes i……………i get a lil worried…………when a song has over 5 minutes is when i relax and settle in………….and when a song has over 10 minutes i know i have a faithful companion for the journey ahead……………its beautiful and its true
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products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything
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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays
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