sunaria-bees

[sunaria-bees]

Tarot card deck but all the cars are variants of the penis

I keep drawing penis...

[sunaria-bees]

bowser making heart hands and puppy eyes

you can't say no to a face like that, can you?

he's asking nicely this time, for realsies!

[sunaria-bees]

Skimming through text is a curse because of how did I go from "as SpongeBob and plankton the friends" to " SpongeBob is like Jesus Christ from the Bible"

[sunaria-bees]

This is cool, minions, do this

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

[sunaria-bees]

I unironically do this pose whenever I get really excited and have to say "im so normal I'm so normal guys I'm the normalest person in normalville" cause it feels sos cutesy I love you so much thank you for your eternal change to my psyche

if you guys ever seen this pic on the internet sometimes, im pretty much responsible for this creation lol

[sunaria-bees]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[sunaria-bees]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[sunaria-bees]

Today I learned that love comes in all shapes and sizes!

one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

[sunaria-bees]

Is this

WOAH

[sunaria-bees]

HELL YEAH

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

[sunaria-bees]

Mario with an Afro makes me feel things

sorry, it's time for me to stop locking in now. have a mario and sonic

[sunaria-bees]

I need to take off my glasses I no longer wanna see

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[sunaria-bees]

Headcanon that Dr Mario isn't even Mario, he just has the same last name cause they're cousins, and yet they look like the same person (his name is Marion Mario)

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

[sunaria-bees]

Tell them they can have it, i ordered from the wrong place

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[sunaria-bees]

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

[sunaria-bees]

[sunaria-bees]

Jesus would shop at hot topic honestly this checks out

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle