She, he, or whatever else I may be - sonic + pokemon liker - I like metal - spooky 24/7 - single and somewhat ready to mingle - plants are nice - piano practicing - colours - bastard² - this is the main blog, if I have more they're linked in the pinned post <3
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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Today I learned that love comes in all shapes and sizes!
one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider
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Mario with an Afro makes me feel things
sorry, it's time for me to stop locking in now. have a mario and sonic
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I need to take off my glasses I no longer wanna see
i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today
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Headcanon that Dr Mario isn't even Mario, he just has the same last name cause they're cousins, and yet they look like the same person (his name is Marion Mario)
I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.
Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch
Mario:
Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-
Mario: You’re married??
Doctor Mario:
Doctor Mario: You’re not????
Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????
Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!
Mario:
Doctor Mario:
Mario: WHO’S TONY??????
Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????
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Tell them they can have it, i ordered from the wrong place
[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back
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online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches
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Jesus would shop at hot topic honestly this checks out
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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
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So I was bored and was looking at YouTube shorts because I got bored and didn't wanna go on tiktok but while I scrolled I saw an ad that was literally just 7 seconds of cats spinning with that one song that goes like "big stepper underground wrecker" weirdest thing was I couldn't even check the channel, I think that was a premonition
#it was just called cats#weird as hell but cute cat#i am a person with standards#said standards are stupid cats and funky music but fuck off i have free will
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THAT IS HER TOUNGE AND YOU LEAVE HER ALONE
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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)
Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC
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I think today I'm gonna take care of myself, just for today, I'm gonna be better just for today
#i need to work on myself#if anyone has any good self care recommendations id appreciate that please#im gonna make tea and be calm and not freak out and cry#me#im important
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damn girl ! I see youre very scared so am i. lets run
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everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people
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