This is apparently just my thoughts watching all of Star Trek. ALL OF IT
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Listen. You expect all the other superheroes to treat them like a villain but INSTEAD
The masked defender (name in progress): If you didn't want that guy to get away with it maybe you should have worn gloves when you picked up his weapon.
Superhero (chastened): Ah... Yes my bad. Would you recommend I buy *this brand*?
Superhero who offers free legal advice.
The masked defender - reminds the people that other superheroes have delivered to the police of their rights and help them when the superheroes don't follow due process/collect evidence whatevervg
#maybe ive been watching too many batfam tiktoks with absolutely no other experience of superheros#i lie ive also read a lot of 2012 avengers fics
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Superhero who offers free legal advice.
The masked defender - reminds the people that other superheroes have delivered to the police of their rights and help them when the superheroes don't follow due process/collect evidence whatevervg
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Don't kill yourself.
Stay alive out of spite. Don't let them kill you.
Stay alive out of defiance. Don't let them kill you.
Stay alive out of rebellion. Don't let them kill you.
We've endured Hell before. We've endured the orange Hell before. We've endured fascism before.
We will continue to endure.
Please, do not kill yourself.
Out live his rule.
Out live him.
Protest.
Rebel.
Stay alive.
Please. Don't let them kill you.
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when I took this picture of Julie beeping Metsi the other day I thought she was just engaging in some classic sibling warfare, but now I am realising that maybe she was warning me about boop war 2: halloweeen boogaloo here on tumblr dot com
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T’hyla mayhaps???????????
It’s more likely than you think.
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... It depends on how ethically it was obtained
Ok so. I have a question. If there was a full glass of human blood in front of you, and the was absolutely no health risk to drinking it, like, that's not ever a factor, how much of it do you think you would drink? Because I would at least take one solid gulp.
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i got into star trek as a bit and now unfortunately ive realized its one of the most beautiful shows ever. its about love and family and exploration and warmth and possibilities and a hopeful and wonderful future. and its also so so fucking stupid
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obsessed with star trek repeatedly writing themselves into a corner by creating alien races that are supposed to be The Bad Guys when that explicitly conflicts with their previously established notion that no group of people is inherently good or evil.
first it was the klingons—they’re originally supposed to be this cruel, bloodthirsty, war-obsessed people—and then tng comes along and it’s like wait no maybe war and violence is a part of their culture and actually ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies so we have to be woke about it.
hey these are the ferengi and they’re supposed to represent everything we hate about capitalist society; they’re greedy, scheming, profit-obsessed, and they look like ugly little trolls to emphasize how much we fucking HATE capitalism. oh wait fuck here comes deep space nine and we have to recognize that they’re PEOPLE. okok what if the pursuit of profit is actually part of their culture and ties back to ancient traditions and philosophies. so we have to be woke about it.
this is the borg, they’re a hivemind race of cyborgs who have no sense of individuality and their only motivation is assimilating people into their society. they want to assimilate humanity and we are completely defenseless against them because their technology is eons ahead of our own and they’re incapable of being reasoned with. oh sweet we have a borg prisoner this is the perfect opportunity to commit genocide against them. fuck actually we can’t commit genocide we’re woke and communists and in space.
hey these are the cardassians, they’re part of a cruel and vicious empire which is supposed to be a representation of fascism and authoritarian regimes, they’re a cold, bloodthirsty people with no sense of empathy or compassion, their society literally references 1984 on multiple occasions, and they’re known for the insanely cruel and inhumane methods of torture they use against their prisoners of war. we hate the cardassians…….. except, here’s a cardassian kid who grew up on bajor, and……. fuck. he’s a person. now we actually have to consider his humanity. and being racist is actually……. bad.
this is the jem’hadar, they’re genetically engineered soldiers who have no sense of individuality and only live to defend the state. they’re all born addicted to a synthetic drug that’s manufactured by the state and administered by their masters—this is how they’re kept subservient. they’re ruthless and powerful and they’re incapable of being reasoned with because their only motivation is violence and killing. so we should kill them all, right? FUCK….. what if they’re actually people. goddamnit. now we have to consider their humanity.
hey these are the romulans. hey these are the founders. the list goes on. i just find it really interesting
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“Which fictional universe would you rather live in—“ Star Trek. Star Trek. There is a correct answer and it’s Star Trek. “I want to have cool adventures—“ Star Trek. “I want to live in high tech but ethical peace and comfort” Star Trek. “I want to be a psychic alien—“ Star Trek. “But I want to do magic—“ do you know how much weird magic shit happens in Star Trek. Also Star Trek has holodecks you can pretend to be in Lord of the Rings or Star Wars or whatever and then come home to your usually peaceful interstellar community. There are basically no downsides to living in the Star Trek universe if you take the assumption that you remain you, a human living on Earth. You can join Starfleet or you can stay home and enjoy fully automated luxury gay space communism. The answer is Star Trek.
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Watching the pommel horse final and I'm torn.
The British guy is the current champion, but POMMEL HORSE GUY!!
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SOMEONE WENT TO A STAR TREK CONVENTION IN THE 1980’S AS SPOCK AND KIRK’S PENISES I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
THEY PERFORMED SPIRK THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE
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Why are mens gymnastics floor routines so gosh-darned dull?
Where is the beat? The fancy dance moves? The PIZZAZZ!!
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Him later: heyyy you could put on a couple of those doll repainting videos if you want.... I know you like them...
LPT: get your Warhammer partner watching doll repainting videos for a bit of enrichment
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LPT: get your Warhammer partner watching doll repainting videos for a bit of enrichment
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I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of
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