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whatever our souls are made of, you and me are going to end up stuck in the same ice hole
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when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language
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ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave
so cool under pressure
so calm in a crisis
great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking
so great at witty comebacks
definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers
definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car
no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight
so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.
people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma
always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.
in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate
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I have a PayPal now!
Love to all ♥️
Hi guys.
Never thought I’d be writing this, but I need your help. Some of you may know I’m from Ukraine, and on the 63rd day of war I finally have to say that we’re really struggling. Currently, I’m the only one in the family who hasn’t lost his job due to the war, and it’s just enough to feed everyone, pay the bills, taxes, keep us generally afloat.
But here’s a thing, my parents are slowly paying off a massive debt, and there’s currently around €11,000 left to pay. Since everybody who’s loaned them money are also Ukrainians, during this terrible time people have come to need their money back asap. I’ve no idea how to pay €11,000 asap. So. As embarrassing as it is, I’d be grateful if you guys could share this post. I’m trying my best but it’s so not enough.
Link to donate and more info about our situation as well (also, cat pics): https://contribee.com/support-a-ukrainian-family
Love you all, thanks ❤️
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Happy Pride Month, Neil!
Thank you! And (as was pointed out to me on Twitter) you can't spell Pride Month without a demon.
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Hello. My family needs help: [email protected] (paypal). Please do not donate your last money to us. Thank you all very much for your support, friends! Stay healthy, safe and careful. Peace to everybody❤
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DONATE TO SUPPORT UKRAINIAN ARTISTS 🎻 🎨
UKRAINIAN ORGANIZATIONS :
Artists Support Ukraine Foundation
Etsy - Support Sellers in Ukraine
Support Ukraine Artists & Labels
Ukrainian Cultural Foundation
Hooligan Art Community
Kyiv Biennial
INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS :
Music for Peace: Support for Kyiv Suzuki School
Help Our Friends in Ukraine
Lisa Batiashvili Foundation
Help Musicians Ukraine
Philharmonie de Paris
Creators For Ukraine
Community Bettter
Songs for Ukraine
Artists At Risk
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Source : https://www.instagram.com/p/CeEAjWzgfbV/
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Jason Momoa and Taika Waititi at the 2020 Golden Globes
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protagonist bias is a funny thing bc if you look at what izzy and stede's first few interactions are like from izzy's perspective it's like:
you bought some nice british hostages with your own money from a tribe as a way of supporting local businesses. when out of nowhere some stupid british aristocrat jumped out of the bush, broke your friend's nose, and stole one of the hostages that you paid for
moving on from this, your boss doesn't say much other than mock you for being bested at swordplay (even though it was an ambush and completely unprofessional) before telling you to go invite the little asshole onto the ship. presumably it's to kill him (the uszh) for fucking up his business, but honestly you just wanna wash your hands of the whole thing and move on
your boss, god rest his half insane soul, insists though and that you specifically need to go when you'd rather just send one of the boys. so you go out to a bar that you fucking hate and find the obnoxious man from before to let him know that your boss wants a word
everybody knows who your boss is. he's fucking blackbeard for fuck's sake! except for stede fucking bonnet apparently who immediately responds to your polite invitation by accusing you of stealing his hostages (which you paid for!) and calls you iggy
so fuck this guy, right? blackbeard's gonna kill him anyways, and if he wants to make it worst on himself by not having the manners to even listen for two seconds to explain who your boss is, then that's on him!
"so i'll tell my boss you're declining then"
"tell him he has terrible tastes in flunkies and that he can suck eggs in hell!"
well fine then! you will!
once again, you just want to be done with the whole thing, and maybe you omit a few facts as you relay the news to your boss. did stede know that your boss is blackbeard? well, it seems like stede fucking bonnet knows everything in this entire fucking world so yeah you suppose he did
you don't understand your boss's orders most of the time, but in the end you still follow them so when he says attack the spanish you attack the spanish. he must have it in real bad for this guy if he wants to kill him personally, and honestly it doesn't seem worth the effort to you, but who the fuck are you to complain?
and when things are all done and set, you're ready for this whole ordeal to be over. you know the steps from here. repair the ship, kill the crew, move the fuck on until your boss gets some other insane idea in his head and makes you track down another random bloke for the fun of it
but no... you're going through the motions, but your boss is fucking around and playing with toy ships and screaming about being bored and wanting to try dying. you wait for as long as you can, coaxing him into thinking of a plan and moving on, but it seems he's finally snapped and is really set on you all dying
also he's playing dress up. for some fucking reason he's playing dress up while you're only hours out from certain death because it's too late to run now. even as you try to explain the seriousness of the situation your boss continues to brush you off because he's definitely truly actually crazy now! this is it! the man has snapped and think he's an aristocrat running around in tights and waiting to die!
and maybe you're a bit rough when you ask stede how the ship is stocked, but now isn't the time for niceness. unfortunately, the man's a fucking idiot and has no idea about any of the basics of running a ship because he's the worst pirate captain you've ever met (and that's including calico jack for fuck's sake) you are surrounded by incompetency and it's all stede fucking bonnet's fault because the man couldn't honor a fucking business transaction
and then things are fine. because yes, your boss is crazy, but no, not that crazy (yet.) you're embarrassed for snapping and slink off to resign like you said. you even apologize for the harshness of your words, but you get that you acted out of line
but you don't go. because your boss asks you to stay. the only reason why you don't go is because your boss asked you to stay. because he's depressed and he's tired and he can't keep doing this pirate shit anymore and you know that. so when he says he has a plan to 1. leave piracy and become a wealthy aristocrat 2. make you captain once he's gone and 3. kill that fucking twat. yeah, you're all in baby
and you know what your boss does instead?
he fucks stede bonnet right on deck out in the open because stede bonnet is a menacing, seductive, slut
#ofmd#our flag means death#he's just trying to get by ok#underneath all the drama ofmd is just an office comedy#featuring really bad management#really bad execution#and that one devoted fanatic who still shows up 2 hrs early#and tries to do business
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Hello, World! We still need your help!
This week we’re going to pick up these babies next week. And 24 more dogs and cats from the liberated villages from russians orcs.
☝This guy lost his job due to the war and he can’t feed or treat abandoned animals.
Every cent can help!
Please donate & share if you can:
PayPal: [email protected]
Payeer: P1038706006
Last time thanks your donations, we were able to feed over 30 animals. 7 of them were sent for treatment because they suffered deafness and were injured after the explosions. And we have already posted about it:
📌https://kindness-is-golden.tumblr.com/post/683515800563433473/another-life-saved-odesa-region-south-ukraine
📌https://kindness-is-golden.tumblr.com/post/683249447319289856/thanks-to-your-donations-we-are-able-to-buy-food
Also we were able to get not only food, but gasoline (it’s a very difficult situation with gasoline in Ukraine right now, very expensive and hard to get) in order to be able to get to the small villages that we liberated from the russian orcs.
So please help if you can, we will provide video and photo reports, checks.
Much love from Ukraine💙💛
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DONATE TO HELP UKRAINIAN LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY 🌈
UKRAINIAN ORGANIZATIONS :
Gay-Alliance Ukraine
Alliance Global
Ukraine Pride
Kharkiv Pride
NASH SVIT
Gender Z
INSIGHT
KyivPride
Fulcrum
INTERNATIONAL ORGANIZATIONS :
PinkNews: LGBTQ Refugees Welcome
All Out - LGBT+ Ukraine Fund
Queers Against War
Budapest Pride
OUT RIGHT
QUA
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i love how putting all of the flags up at the end of episode one is just an equivalent of stede putting all of his kids drawings on the fridge
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