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had a dream i lost a silver necklace and i get a text from this guy asking if its valuable and I reply no, just sentimental, and he replies back to me with a video of him giving the necklace to a large scarab who immediately buried it in the desert

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Wait so you’re telling me my only options for letting people know I’m having a hard time in real life are 1) telling them (won’t happen, humiliating) or 2) public mental breakdown (also won’t happen, more humiliating)

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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

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Rivalry of Mydei and Phainon ⚔️ Commission for HonkaiStarRail

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telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

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statement from mahmoud khalil shared by the center for constitutional rights

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composition with cats

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liberals are dunking on the 40 people who died in the tornadoes this weekend because Trump was golfing and cut NOAA and their states voted for him. great stuff. it's a good thing to them when children get crushed by a tree falling on their house while they're asleep in their beds because the State of Missouri voted for Donald Trump. i'm glad that people like you are forming the resistance by popping bottles when my neighbors die. what the fuck is this kind of discourse?

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How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

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Working my way through TGAA, I think they must have something like this in place in that courtroom

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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

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If anyone, at all, can match even a 10th of my donation, I'd consider it a massive christmas gift.

Please, help my friend Mohammed. His family is cold, and hungry.

It would mean a great deal to me.

You can find his fundraiser here,

And you can see that it's been vetted by 90-Ghost here.

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"they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade

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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside