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netherlands ruining my footie dreams again ffs
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visiting family in a different state and I’m glad to know that their way of entertaining me is still putting old wc compilations on the tv and making me tea 🤗
#yesterday I watched the 2016 Germany vs Brazil olympic game with my uncle in complete silence it was so great#i feel like a little kid again 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉#football
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mood
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I’m blaming this foul ronald mcdonald looking kit for our performance today
#THE STRIPED SOCKS AND THE SHIRT DONT WORK IDC WHAT YOU SAY#arsenal vs barca#fc barça#ik this is the kids kit shhhh#that food poisoning better have been excruciating there is no excuse for a 5-3 loss oh my lordddd 💀
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what is it with the netherlands and making all my football dreams so difficult ☹️
#first the quarter finals with argentina and now vs usa 😕😕#i ❤️ u netherlands for ur biking and trains and good public transportation and shit but I HATE YOUR YOUR FOOTBALL#usa vs netherlands#womens world cup#usa wnt
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lionel messi hattrick when
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WHAT A MAN WHAT A MAN
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SOPHIA SMITH LETS GOOO
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MAYBE IM STUPID BUT I JUST REALIZED THE GOAL NETS ARE PINK AWEE
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inter miami disaster and usa vs vietnam tonight... split screen streams it is!
#inter miami i'm wayyyy less confident about but I'll still root for those flamingo fuckers#and usa v vietnam i bleed red white and blue today (and only for the duration of the rest of the wc) RAHH#inter miami#womens world cup#us wmt
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#why do so many famous ppl have charmingly unflattering photos of them younger and in front of an ancient boxy computer#some examples are thom york and kun aguero and bjork#FAV GENRE OF PHOTOS EVER
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nigeria pls put those maple suckers in their place 🙏🙏🙏
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friendly reminder to not wear flip flops while biking because your foot might slip off the pedal, thrust forward, and get crunched between the spokes of the front wheel while the wheel is still spinning 😁
#my foot is so swollen and purple it’s cray z#i was looking at photos of bruised feet to gauge if I rly needed to go to the er or not and saw some guy who got stepped on by a cow#and given that my foot doesn’t look completely mangled I think I’ll be fine 🎉#not football
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i think i need a moment to appreciate the 1989-2003 barça training/track/rain jackets...
#there are so many more but these are just some of my favorites#the 2003 one reminds me of that one photo of messi u know the one#i need that specific dark navy color back on all barça merchandise it was PERFECT#but the lack of yellow is a little disappointing😕#now i don't (won't and can't) run but I would take so much pride in wearing those and having the fabric make that obnoxious swishing noise🙏#fc barça#fc barcelona#football kits
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CLEAR SANDALS 😭
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forcing myself to watch mls and realizing there r actually games and reasonable times 😱
#like wdym 5:30 and 7:30 pm?????#i need to get to know some mls diehard fans so i can just get the teensiest bit more excited about it#mls soccer
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the barça-prime sponser nuh uh 😟
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