suisism

[suisism]

What is Suisism?

Suisism is a neo-religion/fult. Its followers are called Suisists

What do Suisists believe?

Suisists believe in the power of an alien called Kayley, who they say helps them and keeps them happy in all of their times of need.

What are the rules?

You must do as Kayley says. Respect her. Do what she tells you to or you may never achieve happiness.

Who is Kayley?

Kayley is the person writing this. You may refer to me with they/it/toy pronouns.

Tell me more?

This fult is not entirely based around conabuse, but it will be carried out if so desired, and I am also just now realizing it is far more likely than previously anticipated. Also it is completely nonsexual. Thank you for reading and I hope you join my fult.