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Sugary Spire fanarts compilation:

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As soon as he pokes her ear, Pizzelle goes on the attack. It's uncomfortable! It sucks! She's going to wash her ears out with a bulb later! But for now...

She's slamming her heel on his foot with all the force she can muster, before trying to grab at half of his teeny-tiny baby mustache in an effort to rip several of the hairs out.

"MY TRAP"

" Yeah, yeah, you're HILARIOUS. I hope your commitment to the bit is worth it! "

What you have to understand about Pizzano is he is very stupid. Just an absolute dunderhead. That hat was grasped and yanked up on, spit - coated finger already thrust towards where he presumed her ear would be.

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"Must be my imagination." Dude, you're making her quote Skyrim at you. Can you truly win this anymore? (Maybe. We'll see.)

...

Wait.

Her hat covers her ears.

You're gonna have to risk touching the hat.

" Oh my God, are you REALLY gonna do the fuckin' elementary school game of pretending you don't see or hear me? C'mon! You should know better n' ta try being more immature than the king. "

A finger was popped into his mouth and lathered up in a DISGUSTING amount of saliva before he began approaching her. Wet willy imminent ...

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"You guys hear somethin'."

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"... If you're pickin' on Pizzano, literally just tell him he ain't funny or entertainin'. I doubt it's gonna pierce the delusion he's got goin' on but like... at least take a shot that might actually bother him a little."

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toast, part 2 by h0mec4fe

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Anonymous asked:

Oh, pizzano with expression b3 please

asklordofthelost asked:

(( B4 for Pizzano- ))

➜ mmmm yes put the character expression meme on the pizza tower muses // accepting but will be slow

// This is every single one of his interactions with @sugaryspeed

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"You are getting dismissed by the smallest fuckin' fry there is, so ske-fuckin'-daddle. Get the--"

Oh. For fuck's sakes. Her window, her wall... there's another good chunk of change. Pizzelle can feel heat welling up behind her eyes but blinks it back and says, in a dead tone of voice,

"Little guy. Get him."

"Nill!" Vanillite used Icy Wind!

" Oh, the least sincere person ya ever met? What a compliment! I knew I was already beatin' out the competition in sheer charisma n' good looks, but knowin' I'm the crownin' champ of not givin' a FUCK is high praise!

I ain't one t' get dismissed by small fries, but I get the feeling we'll be seein' each other again real soon, when that Spire's up n' running again. It's gonna be a real showstopper, Pizzy. You can bet on it!

YAH - HAH! "

He then proceeded to bash through a wall ... then reach back in through the hole and punch out a window, really maximize the collateral damage caused by his exit.

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"You said it was a bit, you said I was the one to go to for 'depressing shit', like it's apparently what I'm known for, and overall I already didn't like your sleaze in the first place. You're the least sincere person I've ever met."

"So, uh, like I said. Shoo. Outta here. I was willin' to hear you out before but ya blew it." It's clear that she's only a little miffed on the outside - the amount of anger internally is impossible to judge right now.

" Yeesh. T' be honest, I ain't even sure what the grand offense was here. I said I don't do fuckin' sad stuff, but you sure seem to, yeah? You told me some REAL heavy shit last time we talked, kinda seems like you got a lot goin' on for you.

Not me, though. My life is great. I am doin' so good it's unbelievable. "

He's sort of annoyed at being dismissed, so this might be doubling down purely for the sake of that ego anon indicated could be taken down a notch or two.

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"not especially but you wrecked any and all chances for me to be anything more than coldly polite towards you. now get out before i get my ice cream cone friend to give you frostbite."

"Vanillite." So true, bestie.

" ... wait, does that mean the other stuff I was doin' was working? Cuz I was mostly doin' a bit, but like, I can do more of that if you liked it. "

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"............"

Ohhh, you just blew it with her.

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"I know everything about myself so I would totally know if I got killed once. And I didn't. So there."

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Heart Donut / Marshmallow Donut

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vanilla cupcake with sprinkles on your counter jumpscare

"OH SHIT!" A jumpscare!

"... that aside, thanks. I think." A vanilla cupcake with sprinkles is nothing to sneeze at, especially if it's still warm...

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Currently she's dancing in her kitchen while listening to one of her favorite songs.

You, you were working, you were working as a waitress in a cocktail baaAar--

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"So."

He-llo, Rosette. For someone coming in to see her beloved girlfriend whom you adores, you sure seem. Very serious, staring at Pizzelle with your hands folded before you. What's got you so somber?

"The Italian guy, huh?"

...Ah.

Eek. Rosette's treated to the sight of her girlfriend turning to look at her with a raised eyebrow, slight bewilderment on her face as one of the Confecti (Gummi Worm, her favorite) sits at her feet.

"Which ones? There's tha nice one that reminds me of me, tha jackass who keeps breakin' my windows and givin' me bodily damage, and tha kinda sleazy one who thinks he's all that."

You don't count, frog.