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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again
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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them
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You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
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A lot of pop psychology gets thrown around and since I already have a headache, here's preventing you lot from making it worse.
Love-bombing: A manipulation tactic of increasing affection and grand gestures before or after doing something abusive, specifically to weasel one's way out of consequences.
What it is not: A streak of affection and generosity towards friends/loved ones.
Trauma-bonding: Knowingly traumatizing someone to take advantage of their vulnerable state, to then act like the "hero" or the one who cheers them up.
What it is not: Bonding over similar traumas.
Gaslighting: *Knowingly* convincing someone they cannot trust their own perception of a situation in pursuit of one's own narrative.
What it is not: Misaligned perception of events.
Narcissist: Someone afflicted with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, a traumagenic cluster B disorder, that struggles with self-obsession, paranoia, craving validity from the public, delusions of grandeur, and social disconnection.
It is not: Your rubbish ex that cheated on you.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
-Xanthe
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It's time for our last boy . . . Introducing Chris, our endearing waiter!
Are you the final ingredient he needs? ☕️💘
Meet Chris, a 21-year-old waiter working at Cup O’ Jo Mama! He’s a kind hearted Pisces that’s a green flag in every sense of the word! Being the eldest out of a family of 4 children, he’s learnt to be caring and mindful of everyone around him. He was bullied constantly in his younger years, but found friendship with Kai through video games who’s been by his side since middle school. He works long hours at his family's diner, ‘Cup O Jo’ Mama’, due to his father being hospitalised. Disappointed with who he was in his youth, he plans to smooth things over with his father before things turn for the worse. Being the sole money-maker, he’s focused on his work to ensure his beloved sisters are raised in comfort. However, this has led him to put off his own needs and dreams. Will you be a new driving force in his life or keep him confined in the same routine?
Got questions for him? Leave them in the replies and maybe he'll respond!
[ VA - Raymond Comeros ]
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
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it's so weird to me that taylor swift is like. That Big A Deal. I don't even think her music is entirely without merit it's just so resoundingly mid that I'm mystified by her enduring popularity
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0/5 stars. This man kept removing his hands from the steering wheel and turning to ask “are you scared?”
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In Victorian England you didn’t keep a calendar you just shouted out the window to the local urchins like what’s today my good chap? And they’d shout some shit like oi sir todays June fifteenth bobs your uncle cheerio and then they’d go back to scraping the soot off the walls of the surrounding building to turn in for tuppence
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