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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

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it is really evident how many people think trans women need to be "taught" how to be women and for some reason this involves coercing them to do domestic labor to prove their womanhood. this is honestly just regular misogyny

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Do gringos know we're getting US homeland security ads on our local television warning us not to immigrate to the united states illegally and putting the fear of god onto us?? anyways I didn't wanna go to your bitch ass country anyways but the ad makes me so uncomfortable.

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To Spaghettify a Sacred Deer

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Inter Dis-Communication Machine, 1993

“Equipments which exchange views between two persons. You can only see through the other person’s eyes when you wear these machines, which forcibly put you in the other’s place. These were made to obscure the border between identities of two persons.”

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The bad news: alien megastructure found buried beneath the arctic circle contains “no bitches” according to sources

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Krypto will judge you

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whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES

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plinks at you

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What are some things that turn on?

did u forget the word ‘you’ or do u really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

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Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

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I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

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Caddo Lake, Texas by Fred R Cox

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sunday nights are when the killing yourself veil is the thinnest

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They hate it when u dont abide by the same imaginary rules that they force themselves to live under