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WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO

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It's time for my cherished daily ritual that I like to call my "beatles run", it's where I go for a run and listen to the beatles while doing it

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

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they're taking persephone out of the public domain because every possible version of that story has already been told. you have to do a modern queer feminist retelling of the scorpion and the frog now.

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enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

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fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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Grabbing onto my bitch Frankenstein rods when we fuck doggy

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the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.