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You’re the only person I’d be okay with calling me at 3 am for no reason
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Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”
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When you see someone getting dragged for an opinion you agree with but u safe cause u decided to stay in your lane
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Mysterious light coming from a window of an abandoned hospital
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JUST A PSA:
American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
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