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Nothing like listening to the unhinged laughter of your roommate who just bought a hotdog roller using it for the first time. I fear he has too much power now.

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Chim: Literally nothing is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn't like. Buck: Whenever Eddie mentions being gay, I shout "You're gay?!" as if I'm just learning it for the first time. Hen: Whenever Karen comes into our room while I'm working, I always respond with "How did you get past security?"

Chim: I pretend to be angry and say "I'm going cycling don't wait up" and then I get on the atationary bike in the living room that's next to the couch Maddie is sitting on.

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The reason Eddie and Maddie have no scenes is like 5 years ago, Eddie and Maddie were left alone for 1 minute and Maddie immediately went "You're in love with my brother"

And Eddie Panicked and ran off and has been avoiding being alone with Maddie since

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i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

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these guys need to really be more clear about what they're trying to say lmao

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The whole premise of buddie as a ship is simply surreal. What do you mean they introduced Eddie shirtless while Buck turned around in slow-motion to the tune of Whatta-Man. What do you mean they went from (one-sided) enemies to lovers in the span of two days. What do you mean that Buck became a stepdad to Eddie's son in the span of two weeks. What do you mean that this was all unintentional. It simply does not compute.

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umm okay it seems i have unleashed a beast within myself so have a little more baby buckley-diaz

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6'2'' weighted blanket with attachement issues

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I realize that it’s the year of our lord 2024, but I desperately need someone to make a Stucky edit to Would You Fall in Love with Me Again from Epic. I’m begging on my hands and knees.

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Me desperately trying to explain why we need to go to London to see starlight express when we go to the UK without letting anyone know how much of this was brought on by butch lesbian greaseball.

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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uncle buck!! 🥹

support me! (ko-fi!)

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first and last 🧡

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Eddie Diaz: I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club

Available for free (ko-fi)

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“you can hear it in the silence”🌙✨

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average result of platonic date with ex husband

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The fact that Netflix has now twice added tv shows that I desperately wanted to watch only to find out it was only the first season is criminal. Like please let me watch season two of my traumatic queer shows you bastards.