If I'm on here I'm probably avoiding shit that needs to be done. He/Him
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Me desperately trying to explain why we need to go to London to see starlight express when we go to the UK without letting anyone know how much of this was brought on by butch lesbian greaseball.
#starlight express#starlight express greaseball#please send help#like I have other reason for seeing the show#but like this is the biggest one
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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Eddie Diaz: I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
Available for free (ko-fi)
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average result of platonic date with ex husband
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The fact that Netflix has now twice added tv shows that I desperately wanted to watch only to find out it was only the first season is criminal. Like please let me watch season two of my traumatic queer shows you bastards.
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#Pick your fighter, bisexual man who didn't realize he has been flirting the entire time or gay man who thinks a guy who just wanted to talk is flirting with him
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this was specifically for @dearbuck but u guys can see it too i suppose [insp.]
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pull our red string of fate harder i'm trying to jerk off
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@theverytiredgirl They are very very cute and also in my head this is the first day after telling the 118 they are together ☺️☺️
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Buck: what’s your type?
Eddie: kind, blond, dumb, good sense of humor.
Buck: that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.
Eddie: did I mention dumb?
Buck: yes.
Eddie: okay just making sure.
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