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OMG YES 💀💀💀 SPRINGTRAP AND PLUSHTRAP HAGSGXHC

btw roleplaying various characters with your friends is the singular most healing thing in the world. playing with toys for adults

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He’s charging up the most insane insult

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Bro balls collection part 1

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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

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banananana

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Some Kid Vampire doodlez :3

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This fucking guy

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GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BAKR BARK ARRARARARRAARAR GRRUF RGGFYYYF

Rip Michael you would've loved Fortnite

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Everytime I visualise the Afton household in my head it just gets funnier

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he's just a lil guy who's going through it <3

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I need MONEY!!?!!! I need ON MILKION DOLLARS to buy FNAG COSPLAYS!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!

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HAHHAHSF FR THIS IS WHAT I WOKE UP TO 😭

The texts @sudzysoap receives from me at 7am

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saving 4 l8r :3

This may contain sensitive content such as physical harm and severe bullying. Please read with caution.

A set of prompts of the stereotypical Jock x Nerd that I am an utter fool for, with a handful of twists to keep this blog relevant. And now without further ado:

Unconventional!Jock x Nerd Prompts and Dialogue

-The Nerd absolutely hates the new Jock that transferred to their school recently. In an attempt to get away from them, they go to a cafe/library/study hall only to find out Jock works there now. Everyone loves them there, so Nerd either has to give up their favorite studying place or bear talking to Jock, who wants their number for some reason.

-Jock takes a fine arts class (writing/poetry/art/theatre/music...) for a credit in school and meet Nerd, who is revered in the school as being the best in that field. They’re paired up (or sit next to each other) for a huge project due by the end of the semester. Nerd is stressed that they have to work with a newbie on such a big project. The Nerd gives up and eventually tries to teach Jock how to art. Hijinks and a very disgruntled Nerd ensues.

-Nerd had the biggest crush on the school Jock and is too afraid to admit it aloud. A group of known bullies catch wind and force Nerd to ask Jock for their number in front of the entire cafeteria/classroom or else they’ll publicly embarrass Nerd in front of the whole school. When Nerd does it and expects rejection, Jock actually says yes and is completely oblivious to Nerd being blackmailed into doing this.

-Nerd shows up to a martial arts practice that Jock teaches and asks them to teach them to fight. Jock thinks it’s for the discipline and exercise until they see Nerd get physically bullied by a group of kids with their own eyes. In a blind rage, they beat up the bullies and eventually get detention. Nerd feels like they need to thank them and sticks by their side to show their gratitude. In turn, Jock becomes their protector and falls hard for the gentle-hearted Nerd.

-Nerd hears a knock at their door and open it to reveal Jock, the most popular person in their shared school. They ask if they can stay since their parents had kicked them out of the house/are on a long vacation (for any reason you want). Nerd accepts and they spend the next few weeks together, maybe getting along, maybe not. But after a little too many heartfelt and deep conversations, they might not be just friends anymore.

-“How do you not get this? It’s the simplest part of how to solve these equations!”

-“Do you like, ever... y’know, go outside? Do you do things that are not studying?”

-“You’ve never been to a football game?! That’s it, you’re coming with me. I got good seats and everything!”

-“Did you... mean all of the stuff you said last night?”

“Every. Single. Word.”

Alternatively: “...The hell happened last night?”

-“That was my first kiss.”

“With me?”

“...Ever.”

“Can we do it again?”

-“Who did this to you.”

“It’s not that bad, it’s just a few scratch-”

“Who. Did this. To you.”

-“Why can’t you just do this for meeeeee?”

“Because if I did, you would be failing your class. You’re welcome.”

-“Do you know what personal space is?!”

“We’re playing (sport). That doesn’t apply here.”

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Either just “Hoe” or some kind of ghastly Peepaw noise like “hhhhUeghh”

Today me and my friends told eachother how we pronounce Hough's name and I found out all of us pronounce it differently so. Drop how you pronounce Hough

(And if you're wondering, there is no canon answer. Hough is pronounced as whatever noise springtrap wants to make in that moment)