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Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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i wrapped my heart up for u in foil in case you want it later it's in the fridge

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she took me in the divorce

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I'm into this freak again 🙂‍↕️

I'll be trying to update more frequently. Enjoy the dump for now.. :]

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i dont "Practice" anything. i Rawdog it. And if im not good first try i GIVE UP.

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saw that people were redrawing that one panel idk if im late and frankly idc too

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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

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i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet

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i think ive moved beyond yearning into something even more humiliating

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get those abs off of him

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

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oh so you’re evil? Name every resident.

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time