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when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it


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I tried to revive and expand one of my favourite memes
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It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame
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if you wanna get me in a whole mood... live music. damn.
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rip to mr bastille but im different
if i was at pompeii when the volcano erupted id have been fine
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wait hold on i saw the funniest fucking image

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If I was married to Beyoncé, I simply wouldn’t have cheated
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