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underrated dimension of soulmatism is buck (can’t mind his own business) and eddie (loves drama). you knowwww buck is forcibly involving himself in crazy antics and shenanigans which eddie then has an excuse to also get involved in and also buck is yapping about them all the time anyway. and eddie is charming and enchanting people with his big brown eyes so they tell him things and also he is listening intently to and observing all the gossip such which he then brings home to his man. together they are unstoppably annoying…

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Oliver and Ryan 🥵

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I can't stop thinking about the way Helena said "He loves the water so much."

She said it like Eddie didn't know that about his son. She said it like Eddie didn't do everything in his power to keep that love of water after the tsunami. She said it like Eddie isn't his father, like he's some other family member who doesn't know Chris well at all.

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the belief that buck was trying to get eddie to invite him to the basketball game is literally the 911 fandom’s very own version of the mandela effect. he didn’t want an invite he wanted eddie to not go at all and only play basketball with him with the hoop he proposed they get for themselves. and the reason this falsehood has proliferated is because the gym scene is literally too painful and secondhand embarrassing to watch closely or think about in depth

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sometimes I read fics where buck gets hurt/does something reckless and eddie gets so mad at him and tear him a new asshole. and while I don't hate these scenes every time I do think it's really important to note that eddie has never once, in canon, yelled/gotten mad at buck the way everyone else has over his recklessness. dismayed, sure (like when buck took off on the bicycle to save chim), but never angry. closest we've seen is him telling buck about the will and he wasn't even like. mad. or if he was, he didn't let it show to buck as anger.

it kind of circles back to the invincible vs expendable thing. everyone else sees bucks behavior as cock recklessness. but eddie KNOWS where buck is coming from every time and tends to lean towards strong but gentle reminders that 'yes, I know you and I know this is who you are and your heart is one of the reasons we love you. but you also matter regardless, you have things to live for as well. reasons to prioritize yourself.'

and while there is something so juicy about eddie completely losing his cool I also just would love to see more of this quiet, graceful understanding and support

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Eddie: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

*The rest of the 118 look at Buck, Chim and Hen*

Hen: What? How are we supposed to know?

Ravi: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Bobby: You've obviously thought about this before.

Buck: That was actually last week's subject in our "ImALittleStitious" group chat.

Chim: It was an intense debate, but we came to an agreement.

Hen: Conclusion, you wouldn't be trapped.

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logically i know 7x04 was exaggerated from bucks perspective that eddie was obsessed with tommy but i think it would be funnier if eddie just liked making him jealous and kept doing it until he was holding his ankle on the basketball court thinking to himself ‘i May have gone a bit too far’

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Buck: Hey Eds, can I take you to my therapist next week? Eddie: …why? Buck: She thinks I’m making you up-

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The real reason Chris is still mad at Eddie is because he grew that fuck ass mustache AND still doesn’t realize he’s gay. If my dad terrorized the women of L.A., cheated on his girlfriend with my dead mother’s clone, all while being obliviously in love with his male best friend, and then started morphing into Freddie Mercury and trying to act like everything was normal, I fear I would be mad for YEAARRRSSSS.

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9-1-1 is a comedy, actually

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yes buck make eddie lose the love his life via car accident again

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same eddie same

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they fixed athena begins. What the fuck. tim minear you are my hero.

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WHEN ARE WE GETTING THE DISNEY PRINCESS DOLL FOR BUCK?

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THEY DIDNT CUT HIS HAIR. WHO EVER IS WORKING IN THE HAIR DEPARTMENT? THANK YOU SO MUCH, I OWE YOU MY FIRST CHILD!