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not me being inactive for a week, still in love with Mike Schmidt tho🧎🏻‍♀️

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I have so many new mutuals already love y’all sweeties 🫶🏻

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Love that for us 😩

hi my name is katy and my obsession with josh hutcherson started in 2005 with a little movie we like to call kicking and screaming

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besties pls comment ur fav smutty mike schmidt fics pls & ty for your service 🧎🏻‍♀️

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every time I’ve convinced my delulu self that Josh is 6ft y’all remind me he’s basically 4’11 i hate y’all 😭

what’s the point of me creating these alternate realities when I’m just one “short king” post away from deception 🧎🏻‍♀️

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OMG FNAF MIKE SCHMIDT IS THE REASON WHY I STAYED FOR THE REST IF THE FILM

And also...

Imagine younger reader doing this:

With Mike 😉😉😉

y’all need to stop feeding my obsession fr 🥲

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✨if u insist✨

him: “describe your ideal date”

me:

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hi my name is katy and my obsession with josh hutcherson started in 2005 with a little movie we like to call kicking and screaming

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where are all my girlies that are fake fans of fnaf 😭 pls don’t tell me I’m alone in the fact that we all fell in love w the movie bc of Joshie

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younger more experienced reader riding inexperienced mike and he comes fast like asap 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 luv u bye

ok ur my new bestie but also this as an actual story would pop🤭

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literally do not ask me for advice I will gladly tell u to quit ur job, steal that shirt from target, break up w ur bf etc etc etc

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if you girlies know of any smutty mike Schmidt fics send them my way thx ✨

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why is Joel from the last of us kindaaaaaa🤤

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💖 Quarantine Barbie 💖

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not to dictate your life but drop your shitty friends