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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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Game of the year

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“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

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There was this guy in the 1800s - I can't remember his name, but his name is recorded somewhere - who honestly argued that if given the choice between a beautiful woman and a heron, deep down in their most earnest true heart, every man would rather fuck the heron. And he got mad when people denied this, continuing to deny this what he had decided must be an universal truth, instead of praising him for being the only one who was brave enough to finally say it out loud. Like he really thought that every single person telling him "Jesse what the hell are you talking about" was not only denying him, but denying themselves their true desires and perpetuating the apparently massive cultural lie that herons aren't fuckable.

Anyway what I'm saying here is that every once in a while whenever you find yourself in a situation where nobody else is willing to agree with something that you consider the most obvious truth, take a moment to meditate on the possibility that perhaps they do mean what they say, and perhaps they are right. Maybe nobody else but you wants to fuck the heron.

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Black asexuals of tumblr (from the UK and Ireland), I need you...

to fill out a questionnaire about asexual tv/media representations, what you think about them, and what they could be doing better. Almost all questions are optional, so you can come and say as little or as much as you'd like!

Please help a fellow ace out, and help me make this research not be just another look at white asexuals...

Go to https://tinyurl.com/acetvquestions or the link in my bio

Please share, even if you don't wanna do the questionnaire, many thanks!

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Stop looking respectfully and start looking like a bitch in heat

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oh we are SO back

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thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

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fellow Americans what the hell do we do now???

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whats the most masc way to drink a strawberry frappe i posited this question to a group of trans ppl yesterday and they said to mix it until the whipped cream dissolved and to chug without the straw

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ten people I'd like to get to know better

thank you to @superbcandyangel for tagging me!! <3

last song: hungry like the wolf by Duran Duran

favorite colour: dark red (think colors that would be good for a children’s hospital)

last book: procession of the dead by Darren Shan

last movie: finally saw Terrifier 3 in the theaters w my friend

last TV show: last week tonight with John Oliver

sweet/savory/spicy: I love some savory flavors but good god my sweet tooth will be the death of me

relationship status: engaged!!! And while I am poly I’m not actively looking for anything else (barely enough energy for one partner lol)

last thing you searched: nothing fun, just “usps tracking” for Rae’s hannukah gifts

current obsession: honestly I’m between obsessions at the moment

looking forward to: Rae bought us VIP tickets to Steam Powered Giraffe that include a MNG and I’m so fucking pumped

favorite drink: my bloodstream is 90% Dr Pepper and monster energy at this point

song playing on loop in your head 24/7: does anyone ever actually have one consistent song??? Idk but mine rn is Float On by modest mouse

current fav character: Crowley Goodomens is my bbygirl, my wet kitten, my problematic fave

fun activity you would like to get into: back in freshman year I had a friend who did fencing and I did the free trial classes at their gym and to this DAY I’m still mad that my mom refused to drive me to and from after I spent the entire summer saving up almost a grand for 9 months of classes

last video game: either sims 4 or Baldur’s Gate 3

last comic/graphic novel: oooh I don’t read these very often, it was honestly probably Calvin and Hobbes

No pressure tags:

@archdukegrand @ifyourequeerandyouknowit @thatmivy @the-crustoadian @neilpatrickhorse @firebrandr @thewonderfulwizardofgauze @artemus-the-witch