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Darcy Playlist From Mental Calamity AU (NSFW due to some songs having curses or being about murder and similar stuff)

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We don't talk about Darcy. An Encanto song parody.

The song plays during Addison's and Sprig's investigation into The COREs' connection to the New Continent...and the only person who can tell them anything about it is The Core themselves. But until now Addison didn't know that Darcy existed...

Anne: We don't talk about Darcy, no, no, no! We don't talk about Darcy... It was my 24th Birthday Sasha:(it was her 24th Birthday day) Anne: We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky Sasha:(No clouds allowed in the sky) Anne: Darcy walks in with a mischievous grin Sasha:(thunder!) Anne: Are you telling this story or am I? Sasha: (I'm sorry, Anna Bear, go on)

Anne: Darcy says "it looks like rain" Sasha:(why did they tell us?) Anne: In doing so, they flood my brain Sasha:(Anne's parents, get the umbrellas) Anne: Celebrating in a hurricane Sasha:(what a joyous day but anyway)

Anne and Sasha: We don't talk about Darcy, no, no, no! We don't talk about Darcy

Marcy: Grew to live in fear of Darcy stuttering and stumbling I could always hear them sort of muttering and mumbling I associate them with the sound of falling sand It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling Always left Dad and the family fumbling Grappling with things they couldn't understand Do you understand?

Ivan(Kid Marcy and Darcy babysit): A seven-foot frame, frogs along their back When they call your name, it all fades to black Yeah, they see your dreams and feast on your screams

Everyone: We don't talk about Darcy, no, no, no! We don't talk about Darcy!

Flashback!Maggie: They told me my frog would die And the next day, dead! Flashback!Dadcy: They told me I'd grow a gut And just like they said! Hop Pop: They said that all my hair would disappear Now, look at my head! Everyone: Oh no! Everyone: Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read

Anne: They told me that the life of my dreams Would be promised and someday be mine Chorus:(mine) Sasha: They told me that my power would grow Like the grapes that thrive on a vine Marcy: They told me that the girls of my dreams Would be just out of reach, betrothed to each other It's like I hear them (hey wit) now (I want not a sound out of you!) I can hear them now

Addison and Sprig: Oh, Darcy Yeah, about that Darcy We really need to know about Darcy Give us the truth, and the whole truth, Darcy Polly:(Sprig, your Girlfriend's here!)

Ivan: A seven-foot frame Anne and Sasha:(it was Anne's/my birthday, it was) Ivan: Frogs along their back Anne and Sasha:(Anne's/My Birthday, we were getting ready) When They call your name Anne and Sasha:(and there wasn't a cloud) It all fades to black Anne and Sasha:(in the sky, no clouds allowed) Yeah, they see your dreams Anne and Sasha:(in the sky, Darcy walks in with) And feast on your screams Anne and Sasha:(a mischievous grin, thunder!) We don't talk about Darcy! (are you telling this story or am I?) Hop Pop:(Hey, Ivy's on her way)

Chorus: A seven-foot frame (they say it looks) Frogs along their back (like rain) When they call your name (in doing so, they flood my) It all fades to black (my brain) Yeah, they see your dreams (getting elebrating in a) And feasts on your screams (hurricane) We don't talk about Darcy! Addison and Sprig:(why did we talk about Darcy?!) Chorus: Not a word about Darcy! Darcy: (you shouldn't talk about whose listening....)

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More Incorrect Quotes from Mental Calamity AU

Pre Timeskip

Marcy's Sister Addison: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Darcy does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Marcy: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Marcy's Sister Addison: You jump off a cliff!

Marcy: Gladly. Provided Darcy did first.

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Marcy: I think Sasha was right.

Darcy: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Anne: She wouldn't do that.

Sasha: You're right, Anne. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Sasha: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Sasha Told You So' on the back*

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Kidnapper: I have your Girlfriend.

Anne: What? I don't have a Girlfriend...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Anne: Oh my god, you have Darcy.

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Darcy: Why don't Anne and Sasha find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Addison: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Darcy: *bites lip*

Addison: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Sasha: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Anne: Yes.

Sasha: I love you.

Anne: It back.*Later*

Marcy: Why is Sasha crying face-down on the floor?

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Addison: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.

Marcy: The big five licenses?

Addison: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

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Marcy's Parents: You three, explain right now!

Sasha: It was Addison.

Marcy/Darcy: It was Addison.

Anne: It was Addison.

Addison:

Addison: …fuck.

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Marcy: Why does Mom always do the laundry so loudly?

Darcy: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.

Momcy, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Sasha: Darcy, I am questioning your sanity...

Anne: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

----------------------Post Time Skip Quotes

Anne: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Sasha: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Darcy: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house.

Sasha: You’re an American treasure.

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Anne: I will find us a covered wagon and Snail.

Anne: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Sasha: Oh, please. We're not children.*Anne leaves*

Sasha, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Darcy, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

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Marcy: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

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Darcy: Are we fighting or flirting?

Sasha: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Darcy: Your point?

------------Darcy's Birthday gift for Marcy

Darcy: That shirt looks great, Sasha

Sasha: Thanks

Darcy: But I bet it would look even better on Marcy's floor.

Marcy: Are you hitting on Sasha... for me?

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Marcy: Did Anne just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Darcy: Yeah, she did.

Marcy: And did I just do finger guns back?

Darcy: Yeah, you did.

------------ CORE Trauma

Sasha: Who hurt you?

Darcy: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Sasha: ...Yes, actually.

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The CORE is dead: A Dr sunshine is dead parody Lyrics

Sung by Marcy and Darcy.

When did I become afraid of the dark?

Are my eyeballs just yet to adjust to seeing the light?

The room I'm in is still the same, the shadows have not rearranged it

No, the only thing that's changed is how I see at night

I fumble for the switch and strap on infrareds and wish

For Nightlight when the night is somewhere else

But I can't change what time it is or dilate my irises

Only what I look at, and I'm looking at myself

I am not the Nightlight, I am not THE CORE at night

Well, who else could I be when I can hardly see?

I am not the Nightlight, I am not THE CORE at night

I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between

When did I become afraid of the dark?

Was it when I left the cave and swore I'd never go back?

If we can't see each other, then there's no more use for hiding

I've decided I'll abide it; why deny the color black?

I'm not a flower, not a solar-powered calculator

Damn my eyes for seeing what's not there

I'll trade in vision for a practiced intuition

Till my fears come to fruition, I'm not scared

I am not the Nightlight, I am not THE CORE at night

Well, who else could I be when I can hardly see?

I am not the Nightlight, I am not THE CORE at night

I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between

The future must know where I've been

The past predicts the state you're in

The present did and will not last

Is, isn't, was, have, hasn't, has

All that I ask is, keep those empty frames

If nobody's in them, then no one is to blame

For your self-portraits, sign another name!!!

Well, who should we be then, if we'll never be the same?!

We will be our Nightlight! We will be THE CORE at night!

Who else could we be?! when I can't fucking see?!

We will be our Nightlight! We will be THE CORE at night!

We are nowhere now, here's no one now to be

And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?

We will stay awake tonight...

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Mental Calamity AU Incorrect quotes

Anne: Sasha, I'm sad. Sasha: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Marcy: Darcy, I'm sad. Darcy, nodding: mood.

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Anne: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Sasha: Is it me, Anne? Anne: No, it’s not you. Marcy: Is it me, Anne? Anne: It’s not you either. Darcy: Is it me, Anne? Anne: Anne, mockingly: Is IT mE Anne?

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Anne: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Sasha: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Marcy? Marcy: Probably “road work ahead”. Darcy: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Anne: How late were you up last night? . Marcy & Darcy, in tandem: Me? Anne: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Anne, to Sasha: You.

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Anne: How did none of you hear what I just said? Sasha: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Marcy: I got distracted about halfway through. Darcy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Darcy: *sees Anne and Sasha together* Darcy: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Marcy: You mean... you ship them?

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Darcy: So I got this amazing plan! Marcy: We fail almost every time you say that. Darcy: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

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Mental Calamity AU Explained

The Mental Calamity AU is a Post-Canon AU and Slice of life one at that.

It follows the Calamity Trio as they try to deal with School, Parental Freak-outs, Cancelations of their favorite TV Shows and a split personalities! Okay maybe the last one is Marcy exclusive but it still counts!

Tldr: Marcy suffers from DID.

So here are fun facts about Marcy and Darcy

Marcy

She/Her

-Has moved with her parents and started to go to therapy.

-She started to make comics about Videogames.

-Still has scar from the stabbing she got at the end of True Colors.

-Is the sane woman to Darcy's plans.

-Her friendship with Sasha and Anne is strained due to the distance.

Darcy

They/Them

-The remnant's of the minds in The Core that merged when Sasha cut of the cord.

-They are having identity crisis nearly every day.

-Anne and Sasha don't trust them when they are in control. All attempts to change this have been met with failure.

-They love horror movies and strategy games. Their favorite food are maraschino cherries

-They usually take control when Marcy has experienced a strong emotion like rage or has fallen asleep or when Marcy lets them have control. Otherwise they are just a voice inside Marcy's head.