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picard: god what does q want from us now….

picard: no doubt one of his twisted little games.

picard: why doesn’t he just SAY what he WANTS instead of tormenting me so….

q, on one knee, ring in hand: please jean-luc im literally begging

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Short rant,

I

Disapprove of

Spock’s mother

Being Sexualised

In

The

Animated series

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Ago err

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He’s willing to stop pretending he doesn’t have emotions just long enough to call Bones ugly

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Star Trek Captains as: DRUNK

Archer: He's never not drunk and yes T'Pol he knows what a double negative is...kind of...

Pike: Oh no no no! Consuming alcohol is something bad boys do.

Kirk: Drinking is a sport and Kirk is winning and then he's dancing and fighting and then Spock has to carry him home.

Picard: Only the finest of wines and than an after dinner port. Q sometimes shows up to point out how rosy Picard's bald head gets.

Sisko: He likes to reminisce over the crazy stuff he and Dax used to do and then he gets real weepy over Bajor and the Prophets. Eventually he'll pull out photos of Jake as a baby.

Janeway: Drinking is a sport and Janeway is winning and when Chakotay comes to carry her home, she might try and steal a kiss though she won't it remember in the morning.

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tumblr trek gays be like. *sees chris pine* oh shit hand me my strap

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I too am from the Star Trek fandom

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kudos to Jim for acting as if those very ears don’t haunt his fucking dreams

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So the fandom never talks about Star Trek: The Next Generation on Ice. Why is that?

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Captain Pike is a daddy and I want him to look after me and make sure I’m mentally healthy.

Not to be lewd.

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#useless science gay solidarity

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You are Vulcan and you will always be cold and distant.