suaine
suaine
The Magic Exists
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Give me space ships, queer people and awesome quests. Do not give me death. Now we can be friends. If it has a fandom I've probably been in it at some point. My friends, I am too old for anything other than pure and unadulterated enjoyment. We're not having disk horses in this house. Sometimes I write things.
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suaine · 2 days ago
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The worst thing has happened. A client ordered a cake and used an AI image as a reference. I am about to cut a bitch. Not long and people will ask me to do physically impossible things because, look, AI can do it.
Yes, but AI can't fucking bake it for you. And AI doesn't have to obey fucking gravity.
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suaine · 3 days ago
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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
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suaine · 3 days ago
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suaine · 3 days ago
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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suaine · 4 days ago
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Cacharel Fall/Winter 2012-13 Details!
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suaine · 5 days ago
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When you say you're anti-CAM what does that mean? Like what does CAM mean in that context? I genuinely haven't seen that acronym before and I'm assuming you aren't anti-camming as in like the form of sex work
Complimentary and Alternative Medicine.
I am capable of turning off my inner annoying atheist, I am incapable of turning off my inner annoying quackwatcher.
I have had real life fights with people I genuinely love about this and I do not regret it. I will absolutely not regret shitting all over someone's $500 herbalist certification.
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suaine · 5 days ago
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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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suaine · 5 days ago
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I've recently started using bamboo viscose for crocheting and the feel is absolutely perfect for my skin. It's silky, soft and cool.
Does bamboo fiber? Like can you actually make cloth from it? Or when they say bamboo sheets they mean bamboo > oil > plastic > sheets
Bamboo fiber is rayon, aka a processed cellulose fiber.
It's classed as a semi-synthetic. It is biodegradable, but it does take a bit to make it. It's not plastic, but making it can have harmful effects on the environment if caution isn't taken during manufacturing.
SO, if something says 'bamboo fiber sheets', what they mean is 'these sheets are made from rayon, which was made from bamboo'
You can make rayon from almost any plant feed material tbh. Rose fiber, banana, ect.
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suaine · 6 days ago
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It's definitely AI. Look at the logo on the tank, it completely disappears by the end of the video. There's no consistency throughout.
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suaine · 6 days ago
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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:
if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"
if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"
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suaine · 7 days ago
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
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suaine · 7 days ago
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It IS real and it's really funny.
I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
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suaine · 7 days ago
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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
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suaine · 7 days ago
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Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day
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suaine · 7 days ago
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suaine · 8 days ago
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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suaine · 8 days ago
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Also, my three year old nephew understands the basic concept of a time machine. The last time we played dinosaur wilderness he had ALF fly in inside a brass teapot and he explained to me that this is his time travel machine, because obviously dinosaurs and ALF don't normally live at the same time.
I'm very proud.
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