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I have terribly injured myself falling off the horse today. I could use a pity.

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

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Finally had the chance to watch Everything Everywhere All At Once and it's exactly as good as people were saying. Except that what people didn't tell me was: it's really really funny and also queer. My guys, that was vital information! Also, since we had the Blu Ray version with extras I can now never unknow Spaghetti Baby Noodle Boy.

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I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

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anyway, at the end of the day i'll always be a slut for kaidan alenko

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Receive message, be too busy/tired/stressed to respond right away

???

It has been long enough that responding without preamble would now be Weird

never speak again.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation

“The Drumhead" 1991

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It is utterly fascinating to me that molten glass and molten sugar appear to work the same way. Like, that's how sugar moves and how you would fold and pull and sculpt it, too. Obviously glass is much hotter and there are other small differences, but the basics are eerily similar.

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Learning how to ride a horse in my forties is actually really cool.

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this is the money Data. Reblog for riches and good fortune in the new year

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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

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Somehow I'm just finding out now that there are these pictures of Winona Ryder wearing nothing but overalls and short spiky hair, and I honestly feel a bit betrayed by all the mutuals who were probably aware of this and never bothered to tell me. So just a public service announcement that if you're friends with a lesbian on tumblr and you have knowledge about the existence of pictures like this one, then it is your responsibility to ensure that lesbian is well-informed. I honestly don't ask for much from you guys, but I'm asking for this. I think that's reasonable. Thank you very much. Today's girlcrushart guardian is Winona Ryder.

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I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

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No but that's actually the point! It's not so much obstacles on the road as it is new billboards for me. Most of the time I just go, ah, yes, another furniture store/personal injury lawyer/amusement park, but sometimes it's "oh, that dinosaur archery club looks interesting" and then I spend two weeks mainlining 50 episodes of that new gay thing.

y’know for me it straight up doesn’t even occur to me to unfollow someone when they stop posting whatever it is i followed them for. unless the thing they’re posting about now is somehow actually actively upsetting to me i just accept it as a part of my life now. i’ll just scroll past it like i’m driving a car and dodging an obstacle on the road. and that part of the road is my daily commute and the thing stays on the road forever and i swerve around it every day for months instead of ever taking the initiative to get it removed. it just adds flavor i guess

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guys you don't understand i love big buff horses so much

draft horses you are gods most perfectest creations