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bruh…

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i made a few little runic charms for me and two friends; i painted buffalo teeth with runes to inspire closeness, happiness and creativity between us all, and knotted some hemp cord to create a little amulet out of them.

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Someone brought in a Kermit and now everyday it’s got a new type of torture. I couldn’t get everyday but it’s also been crucified and hung.

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People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

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forest witch: here grew willows and alders, their trunks twisted like giants’ sinews. around them bark lichen bloomed blue-white in the darkness. it felt like a good place, where there was old magic.

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Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

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My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

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Dinosaur teapot… apotosaurus…

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Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT