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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THT WAS 5 YEARS AGO

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

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I hope I live long enough to see the children of Palestine, Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria wake up to the sound of birds not bombs

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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TONIGHT… WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE BONG

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Get that old man pregnant!

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

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it's called a smash burger because i would smash

burger

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Chema Mendez aka Mendez Mendez (Dominican, b. Dominican Republic, based Bavaro, Punta Cana, Dominican Republic) - Binge Scrolling, Collages, Digital Art

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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quit sucking cocks with the jocks and start sucking penises with the geniuses

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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unknown forces compelled me to draw this

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giggling and kicking my feet and screaming into my pillow she rlly rlly likes this one >_< 💕💕💕

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Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke