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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
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Louis at the x factor taping today (July 22nd)
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associating a song with a person is a risky move
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jowiththeflowww: can’t believe harry styles invented music tonight
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i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? who knows.
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So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this
And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and
My mum is the best
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niallhoran: I’m taking over @Bose’s Instagram today ! Follow along to see behind-the-scenes look at my Brisbane show #FlickerWorldTour #BoseAmbassador
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duolingo is great for self esteem. it tells me to click the translation of ‘woman’ below a picture of a woman and now i’m 7% fluent in spanish. merci.
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